soltan009
08/10/2015, 16h34
Un gars rentre d'une fête en voiture, (http://ma-planete.com/account/submit/blaguesadd-site/Un%20gars%20rentre%20d'une%20f%C3%AAte%20en%20voit ure,%20bourr%C3%A9%20comme%20un%20coing.%20Un%20ge ndarme%20l'arr%C3%AAte%20et%20lui%20dit:%20%20-%20Test%20d'alcool%C3%A9mie.%20%20-%20Et%20merde...%20Si%20je%20vous%20donne%2010%20E UR%20vous%20me%20laissez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20%20-%20Ok,%20alors%2020%20EUR%20?%20%20-%20C%27est%20d%27accord.%20Allez-y%20mais%20doucement%20et%20soyez%20prudent.%20%20 Le%20gars%20repart%20et%202%20minutes%20plus%20tar d,%20il%20retombe%20sur%20un%20gendarme%20qui%20lu i%20dit:%20%20-%20Test%20d%27alcool%E9mie.%20%20Le%20gars:%20%20-%20Oh%20non,%20pas%20encore...%20Avec%2010%20EUR%2 0vous%20me%20laissez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20%20-%20Bon,%20alors%2020%20EUR%20?%20%20-%20C%27est%20d%27accord.%20Allez-y%20mais%20doucement%20et%20soyez%20prudent%20.%20 %202%20minutes%20plus%20tard,%20le%20gars%20tombe% 20une%20nouvelle%20fois%20sur%20un%20gendarme.%20% 20Le%20gars%20g%E9mit%20:%20%20-%20Oh%20non,%20encore%20un%20putain%20de%20test%20 d%27alcool%E9mie..%20%C9coutez,%20est-ce%20que%20pour%2050%20EUR%20%20vous%20me%20laisse riez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20Donnez-moi%20100%20EUR%20et%20je%20vous%20laisse%20partir .%20%20Le%20gars%20s%27exclame:%20%20-%20100%20EUR%20!%20Mais%20c%27est%20de%20l%27arnaq ue,%20les%20autres%20gendarmes%20ne%20m%27ont%20de mand%E9%20que%2020%20EUR%20!%20%20Le%20gendarme%20 sourit%20et%20r%E9plique%20:%20%20-%20Oui,%20mais%20cette%20fois,%20en%20plus,%20je%2 0vous%20explique%20comment%20sortir%20du%20rond-point%20!%20%20%20%20%20%3E) bourré comme un coing. (http://ma-planete.com/account/submit/blaguesadd-site/Un%20gars%20rentre%20d'une%20f%C3%AAte%20en%20voit ure,%20bourr%C3%A9%20comme%20un%20coing.%20Un%20ge ndarme%20l'arr%C3%AAte%20et%20lui%20dit:%20%20-%20Test%20d'alcool%C3%A9mie.%20%20-%20Et%20merde...%20Si%20je%20vous%20donne%2010%20E UR%20vous%20me%20laissez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20%20-%20Ok,%20alors%2020%20EUR%20?%20%20-%20C%27est%20d%27accord.%20Allez-y%20mais%20doucement%20et%20soyez%20prudent.%20%20 Le%20gars%20repart%20et%202%20minutes%20plus%20tar d,%20il%20retombe%20sur%20un%20gendarme%20qui%20lu i%20dit:%20%20-%20Test%20d%27alcool%E9mie.%20%20Le%20gars:%20%20-%20Oh%20non,%20pas%20encore...%20Avec%2010%20EUR%2 0vous%20me%20laissez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20%20-%20Bon,%20alors%2020%20EUR%20?%20%20-%20C%27est%20d%27accord.%20Allez-y%20mais%20doucement%20et%20soyez%20prudent%20.%20 %202%20minutes%20plus%20tard,%20le%20gars%20tombe% 20une%20nouvelle%20fois%20sur%20un%20gendarme.%20% 20Le%20gars%20g%E9mit%20:%20%20-%20Oh%20non,%20encore%20un%20putain%20de%20test%20 d%27alcool%E9mie..%20%C9coutez,%20est-ce%20que%20pour%2050%20EUR%20%20vous%20me%20laisse riez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20Donnez-moi%20100%20EUR%20et%20je%20vous%20laisse%20partir .%20%20Le%20gars%20s%27exclame:%20%20-%20100%20EUR%20!%20Mais%20c%27est%20de%20l%27arnaq ue,%20les%20autres%20gendarmes%20ne%20m%27ont%20de mand%E9%20que%2020%20EUR%20!%20%20Le%20gendarme%20 sourit%20et%20r%E9plique%20:%20%20-%20Oui,%20mais%20cette%20fois,%20en%20plus,%20je%2 0vous%20explique%20comment%20sortir%20du%20rond-point%20!%20%20%20%20%20%3E)
Un gendarme l'arrête et lui dit: (http://ma-planete.com/account/submit/blaguesadd-site/Un%20gars%20rentre%20d'une%20f%C3%AAte%20en%20voit ure,%20bourr%C3%A9%20comme%20un%20coing.%20Un%20ge ndarme%20l'arr%C3%AAte%20et%20lui%20dit:%20%20-%20Test%20d'alcool%C3%A9mie.%20%20-%20Et%20merde...%20Si%20je%20vous%20donne%2010%20E UR%20vous%20me%20laissez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20%20-%20Ok,%20alors%2020%20EUR%20?%20%20-%20C%27est%20d%27accord.%20Allez-y%20mais%20doucement%20et%20soyez%20prudent.%20%20 Le%20gars%20repart%20et%202%20minutes%20plus%20tar d,%20il%20retombe%20sur%20un%20gendarme%20qui%20lu i%20dit:%20%20-%20Test%20d%27alcool%E9mie.%20%20Le%20gars:%20%20-%20Oh%20non,%20pas%20encore...%20Avec%2010%20EUR%2 0vous%20me%20laissez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20%20-%20Bon,%20alors%2020%20EUR%20?%20%20-%20C%27est%20d%27accord.%20Allez-y%20mais%20doucement%20et%20soyez%20prudent%20.%20 %202%20minutes%20plus%20tard,%20le%20gars%20tombe% 20une%20nouvelle%20fois%20sur%20un%20gendarme.%20% 20Le%20gars%20g%E9mit%20:%20%20-%20Oh%20non,%20encore%20un%20putain%20de%20test%20 d%27alcool%E9mie..%20%C9coutez,%20est-ce%20que%20pour%2050%20EUR%20%20vous%20me%20laisse riez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20Donnez-moi%20100%20EUR%20et%20je%20vous%20laisse%20partir .%20%20Le%20gars%20s%27exclame:%20%20-%20100%20EUR%20!%20Mais%20c%27est%20de%20l%27arnaq ue,%20les%20autres%20gendarmes%20ne%20m%27ont%20de mand%E9%20que%2020%20EUR%20!%20%20Le%20gendarme%20 sourit%20et%20r%E9plique%20:%20%20-%20Oui,%20mais%20cette%20fois,%20en%20plus,%20je%2 0vous%20explique%20comment%20sortir%20du%20rond-point%20!%20%20%20%20%20%3E)
- Test d'alcoolémie. (http://ma-planete.com/account/submit/blaguesadd-site/Un%20gars%20rentre%20d'une%20f%C3%AAte%20en%20voit ure,%20bourr%C3%A9%20comme%20un%20coing.%20Un%20ge ndarme%20l'arr%C3%AAte%20et%20lui%20dit:%20%20-%20Test%20d'alcool%C3%A9mie.%20%20-%20Et%20merde...%20Si%20je%20vous%20donne%2010%20E UR%20vous%20me%20laissez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20%20-%20Ok,%20alors%2020%20EUR%20?%20%20-%20C%27est%20d%27accord.%20Allez-y%20mais%20doucement%20et%20soyez%20prudent.%20%20 Le%20gars%20repart%20et%202%20minutes%20plus%20tar d,%20il%20retombe%20sur%20un%20gendarme%20qui%20lu i%20dit:%20%20-%20Test%20d%27alcool%E9mie.%20%20Le%20gars:%20%20-%20Oh%20non,%20pas%20encore...%20Avec%2010%20EUR%2 0vous%20me%20laissez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20%20-%20Bon,%20alors%2020%20EUR%20?%20%20-%20C%27est%20d%27accord.%20Allez-y%20mais%20doucement%20et%20soyez%20prudent%20.%20 %202%20minutes%20plus%20tard,%20le%20gars%20tombe% 20une%20nouvelle%20fois%20sur%20un%20gendarme.%20% 20Le%20gars%20g%E9mit%20:%20%20-%20Oh%20non,%20encore%20un%20putain%20de%20test%20 d%27alcool%E9mie..%20%C9coutez,%20est-ce%20que%20pour%2050%20EUR%20%20vous%20me%20laisse riez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20Donnez-moi%20100%20EUR%20et%20je%20vous%20laisse%20partir .%20%20Le%20gars%20s%27exclame:%20%20-%20100%20EUR%20!%20Mais%20c%27est%20de%20l%27arnaq ue,%20les%20autres%20gendarmes%20ne%20m%27ont%20de mand%E9%20que%2020%20EUR%20!%20%20Le%20gendarme%20 sourit%20et%20r%E9plique%20:%20%20-%20Oui,%20mais%20cette%20fois,%20en%20plus,%20je%2 0vous%20explique%20comment%20sortir%20du%20rond-point%20!%20%20%20%20%20%3E)
- Et merde... Si je vous donne 10 EUR vous me laissez partir ? (http://ma-planete.com/account/submit/blaguesadd-site/Un%20gars%20rentre%20d'une%20f%C3%AAte%20en%20voit ure,%20bourr%C3%A9%20comme%20un%20coing.%20Un%20ge ndarme%20l'arr%C3%AAte%20et%20lui%20dit:%20%20-%20Test%20d'alcool%C3%A9mie.%20%20-%20Et%20merde...%20Si%20je%20vous%20donne%2010%20E UR%20vous%20me%20laissez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20%20-%20Ok,%20alors%2020%20EUR%20?%20%20-%20C%27est%20d%27accord.%20Allez-y%20mais%20doucement%20et%20soyez%20prudent.%20%20 Le%20gars%20repart%20et%202%20minutes%20plus%20tar d,%20il%20retombe%20sur%20un%20gendarme%20qui%20lu i%20dit:%20%20-%20Test%20d%27alcool%E9mie.%20%20Le%20gars:%20%20-%20Oh%20non,%20pas%20encore...%20Avec%2010%20EUR%2 0vous%20me%20laissez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20%20-%20Bon,%20alors%2020%20EUR%20?%20%20-%20C%27est%20d%27accord.%20Allez-y%20mais%20doucement%20et%20soyez%20prudent%20.%20 %202%20minutes%20plus%20tard,%20le%20gars%20tombe% 20une%20nouvelle%20fois%20sur%20un%20gendarme.%20% 20Le%20gars%20g%E9mit%20:%20%20-%20Oh%20non,%20encore%20un%20putain%20de%20test%20 d%27alcool%E9mie..%20%C9coutez,%20est-ce%20que%20pour%2050%20EUR%20%20vous%20me%20laisse riez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20Donnez-moi%20100%20EUR%20et%20je%20vous%20laisse%20partir .%20%20Le%20gars%20s%27exclame:%20%20-%20100%20EUR%20!%20Mais%20c%27est%20de%20l%27arnaq ue,%20les%20autres%20gendarmes%20ne%20m%27ont%20de mand%E9%20que%2020%20EUR%20!%20%20Le%20gendarme%20 sourit%20et%20r%E9plique%20:%20%20-%20Oui,%20mais%20cette%20fois,%20en%20plus,%20je%2 0vous%20explique%20comment%20sortir%20du%20rond-point%20!%20%20%20%20%20%3E)
- Non ! - Ok, alors 20 EUR ? - C'est d'accord. (http://ma-planete.com/account/submit/blaguesadd-site/Un%20gars%20rentre%20d'une%20f%C3%AAte%20en%20voit ure,%20bourr%C3%A9%20comme%20un%20coing.%20Un%20ge ndarme%20l'arr%C3%AAte%20et%20lui%20dit:%20%20-%20Test%20d'alcool%C3%A9mie.%20%20-%20Et%20merde...%20Si%20je%20vous%20donne%2010%20E UR%20vous%20me%20laissez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20%20-%20Ok,%20alors%2020%20EUR%20?%20%20-%20C%27est%20d%27accord.%20Allez-y%20mais%20doucement%20et%20soyez%20prudent.%20%20 Le%20gars%20repart%20et%202%20minutes%20plus%20tar d,%20il%20retombe%20sur%20un%20gendarme%20qui%20lu i%20dit:%20%20-%20Test%20d%27alcool%E9mie.%20%20Le%20gars:%20%20-%20Oh%20non,%20pas%20encore...%20Avec%2010%20EUR%2 0vous%20me%20laissez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20%20-%20Bon,%20alors%2020%20EUR%20?%20%20-%20C%27est%20d%27accord.%20Allez-y%20mais%20doucement%20et%20soyez%20prudent%20.%20 %202%20minutes%20plus%20tard,%20le%20gars%20tombe% 20une%20nouvelle%20fois%20sur%20un%20gendarme.%20% 20Le%20gars%20g%E9mit%20:%20%20-%20Oh%20non,%20encore%20un%20putain%20de%20test%20 d%27alcool%E9mie..%20%C9coutez,%20est-ce%20que%20pour%2050%20EUR%20%20vous%20me%20laisse riez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20Donnez-moi%20100%20EUR%20et%20je%20vous%20laisse%20partir .%20%20Le%20gars%20s%27exclame:%20%20-%20100%20EUR%20!%20Mais%20c%27est%20de%20l%27arnaq ue,%20les%20autres%20gendarmes%20ne%20m%27ont%20de mand%E9%20que%2020%20EUR%20!%20%20Le%20gendarme%20 sourit%20et%20r%E9plique%20:%20%20-%20Oui,%20mais%20cette%20fois,%20en%20plus,%20je%2 0vous%20explique%20comment%20sortir%20du%20rond-point%20!%20%20%20%20%20%3E)
Allez-y mais doucement et soyez prudent. (http://ma-planete.com/account/submit/blaguesadd-site/Un%20gars%20rentre%20d'une%20f%C3%AAte%20en%20voit ure,%20bourr%C3%A9%20comme%20un%20coing.%20Un%20ge ndarme%20l'arr%C3%AAte%20et%20lui%20dit:%20%20-%20Test%20d'alcool%C3%A9mie.%20%20-%20Et%20merde...%20Si%20je%20vous%20donne%2010%20E UR%20vous%20me%20laissez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20%20-%20Ok,%20alors%2020%20EUR%20?%20%20-%20C%27est%20d%27accord.%20Allez-y%20mais%20doucement%20et%20soyez%20prudent.%20%20 Le%20gars%20repart%20et%202%20minutes%20plus%20tar d,%20il%20retombe%20sur%20un%20gendarme%20qui%20lu i%20dit:%20%20-%20Test%20d%27alcool%E9mie.%20%20Le%20gars:%20%20-%20Oh%20non,%20pas%20encore...%20Avec%2010%20EUR%2 0vous%20me%20laissez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20%20-%20Bon,%20alors%2020%20EUR%20?%20%20-%20C%27est%20d%27accord.%20Allez-y%20mais%20doucement%20et%20soyez%20prudent%20.%20 %202%20minutes%20plus%20tard,%20le%20gars%20tombe% 20une%20nouvelle%20fois%20sur%20un%20gendarme.%20% 20Le%20gars%20g%E9mit%20:%20%20-%20Oh%20non,%20encore%20un%20putain%20de%20test%20 d%27alcool%E9mie..%20%C9coutez,%20est-ce%20que%20pour%2050%20EUR%20%20vous%20me%20laisse riez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20Donnez-moi%20100%20EUR%20et%20je%20vous%20laisse%20partir .%20%20Le%20gars%20s%27exclame:%20%20-%20100%20EUR%20!%20Mais%20c%27est%20de%20l%27arnaq ue,%20les%20autres%20gendarmes%20ne%20m%27ont%20de mand%E9%20que%2020%20EUR%20!%20%20Le%20gendarme%20 sourit%20et%20r%E9plique%20:%20%20-%20Oui,%20mais%20cette%20fois,%20en%20plus,%20je%2 0vous%20explique%20comment%20sortir%20du%20rond-point%20!%20%20%20%20%20%3E)
Le gars repart et 2 minutes plus tard, (http://ma-planete.com/account/submit/blaguesadd-site/Un%20gars%20rentre%20d'une%20f%C3%AAte%20en%20voit ure,%20bourr%C3%A9%20comme%20un%20coing.%20Un%20ge ndarme%20l'arr%C3%AAte%20et%20lui%20dit:%20%20-%20Test%20d'alcool%C3%A9mie.%20%20-%20Et%20merde...%20Si%20je%20vous%20donne%2010%20E UR%20vous%20me%20laissez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20%20-%20Ok,%20alors%2020%20EUR%20?%20%20-%20C%27est%20d%27accord.%20Allez-y%20mais%20doucement%20et%20soyez%20prudent.%20%20 Le%20gars%20repart%20et%202%20minutes%20plus%20tar d,%20il%20retombe%20sur%20un%20gendarme%20qui%20lu i%20dit:%20%20-%20Test%20d%27alcool%E9mie.%20%20Le%20gars:%20%20-%20Oh%20non,%20pas%20encore...%20Avec%2010%20EUR%2 0vous%20me%20laissez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20%20-%20Bon,%20alors%2020%20EUR%20?%20%20-%20C%27est%20d%27accord.%20Allez-y%20mais%20doucement%20et%20soyez%20prudent%20.%20 %202%20minutes%20plus%20tard,%20le%20gars%20tombe% 20une%20nouvelle%20fois%20sur%20un%20gendarme.%20% 20Le%20gars%20g%E9mit%20:%20%20-%20Oh%20non,%20encore%20un%20putain%20de%20test%20 d%27alcool%E9mie..%20%C9coutez,%20est-ce%20que%20pour%2050%20EUR%20%20vous%20me%20laisse riez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20Donnez-moi%20100%20EUR%20et%20je%20vous%20laisse%20partir .%20%20Le%20gars%20s%27exclame:%20%20-%20100%20EUR%20!%20Mais%20c%27est%20de%20l%27arnaq ue,%20les%20autres%20gendarmes%20ne%20m%27ont%20de mand%E9%20que%2020%20EUR%20!%20%20Le%20gendarme%20 sourit%20et%20r%E9plique%20:%20%20-%20Oui,%20mais%20cette%20fois,%20en%20plus,%20je%2 0vous%20explique%20comment%20sortir%20du%20rond-point%20!%20%20%20%20%20%3E)
il retombe sur un gendarme qui lui dit: (http://ma-planete.com/account/submit/blaguesadd-site/Un%20gars%20rentre%20d'une%20f%C3%AAte%20en%20voit ure,%20bourr%C3%A9%20comme%20un%20coing.%20Un%20ge ndarme%20l'arr%C3%AAte%20et%20lui%20dit:%20%20-%20Test%20d'alcool%C3%A9mie.%20%20-%20Et%20merde...%20Si%20je%20vous%20donne%2010%20E UR%20vous%20me%20laissez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20%20-%20Ok,%20alors%2020%20EUR%20?%20%20-%20C%27est%20d%27accord.%20Allez-y%20mais%20doucement%20et%20soyez%20prudent.%20%20 Le%20gars%20repart%20et%202%20minutes%20plus%20tar d,%20il%20retombe%20sur%20un%20gendarme%20qui%20lu i%20dit:%20%20-%20Test%20d%27alcool%E9mie.%20%20Le%20gars:%20%20-%20Oh%20non,%20pas%20encore...%20Avec%2010%20EUR%2 0vous%20me%20laissez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20%20-%20Bon,%20alors%2020%20EUR%20?%20%20-%20C%27est%20d%27accord.%20Allez-y%20mais%20doucement%20et%20soyez%20prudent%20.%20 %202%20minutes%20plus%20tard,%20le%20gars%20tombe% 20une%20nouvelle%20fois%20sur%20un%20gendarme.%20% 20Le%20gars%20g%E9mit%20:%20%20-%20Oh%20non,%20encore%20un%20putain%20de%20test%20 d%27alcool%E9mie..%20%C9coutez,%20est-ce%20que%20pour%2050%20EUR%20%20vous%20me%20laisse riez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20Donnez-moi%20100%20EUR%20et%20je%20vous%20laisse%20partir .%20%20Le%20gars%20s%27exclame:%20%20-%20100%20EUR%20!%20Mais%20c%27est%20de%20l%27arnaq ue,%20les%20autres%20gendarmes%20ne%20m%27ont%20de mand%E9%20que%2020%20EUR%20!%20%20Le%20gendarme%20 sourit%20et%20r%E9plique%20:%20%20-%20Oui,%20mais%20cette%20fois,%20en%20plus,%20je%2 0vous%20explique%20comment%20sortir%20du%20rond-point%20!%20%20%20%20%20%3E)
- Test d'alcoolémie. Le gars: - Oh non, pas encore... (http://ma-planete.com/account/submit/blaguesadd-site/Un%20gars%20rentre%20d'une%20f%C3%AAte%20en%20voit ure,%20bourr%C3%A9%20comme%20un%20coing.%20Un%20ge ndarme%20l'arr%C3%AAte%20et%20lui%20dit:%20%20-%20Test%20d'alcool%C3%A9mie.%20%20-%20Et%20merde...%20Si%20je%20vous%20donne%2010%20E UR%20vous%20me%20laissez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20%20-%20Ok,%20alors%2020%20EUR%20?%20%20-%20C%27est%20d%27accord.%20Allez-y%20mais%20doucement%20et%20soyez%20prudent.%20%20 Le%20gars%20repart%20et%202%20minutes%20plus%20tar d,%20il%20retombe%20sur%20un%20gendarme%20qui%20lu i%20dit:%20%20-%20Test%20d%27alcool%E9mie.%20%20Le%20gars:%20%20-%20Oh%20non,%20pas%20encore...%20Avec%2010%20EUR%2 0vous%20me%20laissez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20%20-%20Bon,%20alors%2020%20EUR%20?%20%20-%20C%27est%20d%27accord.%20Allez-y%20mais%20doucement%20et%20soyez%20prudent%20.%20 %202%20minutes%20plus%20tard,%20le%20gars%20tombe% 20une%20nouvelle%20fois%20sur%20un%20gendarme.%20% 20Le%20gars%20g%E9mit%20:%20%20-%20Oh%20non,%20encore%20un%20putain%20de%20test%20 d%27alcool%E9mie..%20%C9coutez,%20est-ce%20que%20pour%2050%20EUR%20%20vous%20me%20laisse riez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20Donnez-moi%20100%20EUR%20et%20je%20vous%20laisse%20partir .%20%20Le%20gars%20s%27exclame:%20%20-%20100%20EUR%20!%20Mais%20c%27est%20de%20l%27arnaq ue,%20les%20autres%20gendarmes%20ne%20m%27ont%20de mand%E9%20que%2020%20EUR%20!%20%20Le%20gendarme%20 sourit%20et%20r%E9plique%20:%20%20-%20Oui,%20mais%20cette%20fois,%20en%20plus,%20je%2 0vous%20explique%20comment%20sortir%20du%20rond-point%20!%20%20%20%20%20%3E)
Avec 10 EUR vous me laissez partir ? (http://ma-planete.com/account/submit/blaguesadd-site/Un%20gars%20rentre%20d'une%20f%C3%AAte%20en%20voit ure,%20bourr%C3%A9%20comme%20un%20coing.%20Un%20ge ndarme%20l'arr%C3%AAte%20et%20lui%20dit:%20%20-%20Test%20d'alcool%C3%A9mie.%20%20-%20Et%20merde...%20Si%20je%20vous%20donne%2010%20E UR%20vous%20me%20laissez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20%20-%20Ok,%20alors%2020%20EUR%20?%20%20-%20C%27est%20d%27accord.%20Allez-y%20mais%20doucement%20et%20soyez%20prudent.%20%20 Le%20gars%20repart%20et%202%20minutes%20plus%20tar d,%20il%20retombe%20sur%20un%20gendarme%20qui%20lu i%20dit:%20%20-%20Test%20d%27alcool%E9mie.%20%20Le%20gars:%20%20-%20Oh%20non,%20pas%20encore...%20Avec%2010%20EUR%2 0vous%20me%20laissez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20%20-%20Bon,%20alors%2020%20EUR%20?%20%20-%20C%27est%20d%27accord.%20Allez-y%20mais%20doucement%20et%20soyez%20prudent%20.%20 %202%20minutes%20plus%20tard,%20le%20gars%20tombe% 20une%20nouvelle%20fois%20sur%20un%20gendarme.%20% 20Le%20gars%20g%E9mit%20:%20%20-%20Oh%20non,%20encore%20un%20putain%20de%20test%20 d%27alcool%E9mie..%20%C9coutez,%20est-ce%20que%20pour%2050%20EUR%20%20vous%20me%20laisse riez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20Donnez-moi%20100%20EUR%20et%20je%20vous%20laisse%20partir .%20%20Le%20gars%20s%27exclame:%20%20-%20100%20EUR%20!%20Mais%20c%27est%20de%20l%27arnaq ue,%20les%20autres%20gendarmes%20ne%20m%27ont%20de mand%E9%20que%2020%20EUR%20!%20%20Le%20gendarme%20 sourit%20et%20r%E9plique%20:%20%20-%20Oui,%20mais%20cette%20fois,%20en%20plus,%20je%2 0vous%20explique%20comment%20sortir%20du%20rond-point%20!%20%20%20%20%20%3E)
- Non ! - Bon, alors 20 EUR ? - C'est d'accord. (http://ma-planete.com/account/submit/blaguesadd-site/Un%20gars%20rentre%20d'une%20f%C3%AAte%20en%20voit ure,%20bourr%C3%A9%20comme%20un%20coing.%20Un%20ge ndarme%20l'arr%C3%AAte%20et%20lui%20dit:%20%20-%20Test%20d'alcool%C3%A9mie.%20%20-%20Et%20merde...%20Si%20je%20vous%20donne%2010%20E UR%20vous%20me%20laissez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20%20-%20Ok,%20alors%2020%20EUR%20?%20%20-%20C%27est%20d%27accord.%20Allez-y%20mais%20doucement%20et%20soyez%20prudent.%20%20 Le%20gars%20repart%20et%202%20minutes%20plus%20tar d,%20il%20retombe%20sur%20un%20gendarme%20qui%20lu i%20dit:%20%20-%20Test%20d%27alcool%E9mie.%20%20Le%20gars:%20%20-%20Oh%20non,%20pas%20encore...%20Avec%2010%20EUR%2 0vous%20me%20laissez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20%20-%20Bon,%20alors%2020%20EUR%20?%20%20-%20C%27est%20d%27accord.%20Allez-y%20mais%20doucement%20et%20soyez%20prudent%20.%20 %202%20minutes%20plus%20tard,%20le%20gars%20tombe% 20une%20nouvelle%20fois%20sur%20un%20gendarme.%20% 20Le%20gars%20g%E9mit%20:%20%20-%20Oh%20non,%20encore%20un%20putain%20de%20test%20 d%27alcool%E9mie..%20%C9coutez,%20est-ce%20que%20pour%2050%20EUR%20%20vous%20me%20laisse riez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20Donnez-moi%20100%20EUR%20et%20je%20vous%20laisse%20partir .%20%20Le%20gars%20s%27exclame:%20%20-%20100%20EUR%20!%20Mais%20c%27est%20de%20l%27arnaq ue,%20les%20autres%20gendarmes%20ne%20m%27ont%20de mand%E9%20que%2020%20EUR%20!%20%20Le%20gendarme%20 sourit%20et%20r%E9plique%20:%20%20-%20Oui,%20mais%20cette%20fois,%20en%20plus,%20je%2 0vous%20explique%20comment%20sortir%20du%20rond-point%20!%20%20%20%20%20%3E)
Allez-y mais doucement et soyez prudent . (http://ma-planete.com/account/submit/blaguesadd-site/Un%20gars%20rentre%20d'une%20f%C3%AAte%20en%20voit ure,%20bourr%C3%A9%20comme%20un%20coing.%20Un%20ge ndarme%20l'arr%C3%AAte%20et%20lui%20dit:%20%20-%20Test%20d'alcool%C3%A9mie.%20%20-%20Et%20merde...%20Si%20je%20vous%20donne%2010%20E UR%20vous%20me%20laissez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20%20-%20Ok,%20alors%2020%20EUR%20?%20%20-%20C%27est%20d%27accord.%20Allez-y%20mais%20doucement%20et%20soyez%20prudent.%20%20 Le%20gars%20repart%20et%202%20minutes%20plus%20tar d,%20il%20retombe%20sur%20un%20gendarme%20qui%20lu i%20dit:%20%20-%20Test%20d%27alcool%E9mie.%20%20Le%20gars:%20%20-%20Oh%20non,%20pas%20encore...%20Avec%2010%20EUR%2 0vous%20me%20laissez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20%20-%20Bon,%20alors%2020%20EUR%20?%20%20-%20C%27est%20d%27accord.%20Allez-y%20mais%20doucement%20et%20soyez%20prudent%20.%20 %202%20minutes%20plus%20tard,%20le%20gars%20tombe% 20une%20nouvelle%20fois%20sur%20un%20gendarme.%20% 20Le%20gars%20g%E9mit%20:%20%20-%20Oh%20non,%20encore%20un%20putain%20de%20test%20 d%27alcool%E9mie..%20%C9coutez,%20est-ce%20que%20pour%2050%20EUR%20%20vous%20me%20laisse riez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20Donnez-moi%20100%20EUR%20et%20je%20vous%20laisse%20partir .%20%20Le%20gars%20s%27exclame:%20%20-%20100%20EUR%20!%20Mais%20c%27est%20de%20l%27arnaq ue,%20les%20autres%20gendarmes%20ne%20m%27ont%20de mand%E9%20que%2020%20EUR%20!%20%20Le%20gendarme%20 sourit%20et%20r%E9plique%20:%20%20-%20Oui,%20mais%20cette%20fois,%20en%20plus,%20je%2 0vous%20explique%20comment%20sortir%20du%20rond-point%20!%20%20%20%20%20%3E)
2 minutes plus tard, le gars tombe une nouvelle fois sur un gendarme. (http://ma-planete.com/account/submit/blaguesadd-site/Un%20gars%20rentre%20d'une%20f%C3%AAte%20en%20voit ure,%20bourr%C3%A9%20comme%20un%20coing.%20Un%20ge ndarme%20l'arr%C3%AAte%20et%20lui%20dit:%20%20-%20Test%20d'alcool%C3%A9mie.%20%20-%20Et%20merde...%20Si%20je%20vous%20donne%2010%20E UR%20vous%20me%20laissez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20%20-%20Ok,%20alors%2020%20EUR%20?%20%20-%20C%27est%20d%27accord.%20Allez-y%20mais%20doucement%20et%20soyez%20prudent.%20%20 Le%20gars%20repart%20et%202%20minutes%20plus%20tar d,%20il%20retombe%20sur%20un%20gendarme%20qui%20lu i%20dit:%20%20-%20Test%20d%27alcool%E9mie.%20%20Le%20gars:%20%20-%20Oh%20non,%20pas%20encore...%20Avec%2010%20EUR%2 0vous%20me%20laissez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20%20-%20Bon,%20alors%2020%20EUR%20?%20%20-%20C%27est%20d%27accord.%20Allez-y%20mais%20doucement%20et%20soyez%20prudent%20.%20 %202%20minutes%20plus%20tard,%20le%20gars%20tombe% 20une%20nouvelle%20fois%20sur%20un%20gendarme.%20% 20Le%20gars%20g%E9mit%20:%20%20-%20Oh%20non,%20encore%20un%20putain%20de%20test%20 d%27alcool%E9mie..%20%C9coutez,%20est-ce%20que%20pour%2050%20EUR%20%20vous%20me%20laisse riez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20Donnez-moi%20100%20EUR%20et%20je%20vous%20laisse%20partir .%20%20Le%20gars%20s%27exclame:%20%20-%20100%20EUR%20!%20Mais%20c%27est%20de%20l%27arnaq ue,%20les%20autres%20gendarmes%20ne%20m%27ont%20de mand%E9%20que%2020%20EUR%20!%20%20Le%20gendarme%20 sourit%20et%20r%E9plique%20:%20%20-%20Oui,%20mais%20cette%20fois,%20en%20plus,%20je%2 0vous%20explique%20comment%20sortir%20du%20rond-point%20!%20%20%20%20%20%3E)
Le gars gémit : - Oh non, encore un putain de test d'alcoolémie.. (http://ma-planete.com/account/submit/blaguesadd-site/Un%20gars%20rentre%20d'une%20f%C3%AAte%20en%20voit ure,%20bourr%C3%A9%20comme%20un%20coing.%20Un%20ge ndarme%20l'arr%C3%AAte%20et%20lui%20dit:%20%20-%20Test%20d'alcool%C3%A9mie.%20%20-%20Et%20merde...%20Si%20je%20vous%20donne%2010%20E UR%20vous%20me%20laissez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20%20-%20Ok,%20alors%2020%20EUR%20?%20%20-%20C%27est%20d%27accord.%20Allez-y%20mais%20doucement%20et%20soyez%20prudent.%20%20 Le%20gars%20repart%20et%202%20minutes%20plus%20tar d,%20il%20retombe%20sur%20un%20gendarme%20qui%20lu i%20dit:%20%20-%20Test%20d%27alcool%E9mie.%20%20Le%20gars:%20%20-%20Oh%20non,%20pas%20encore...%20Avec%2010%20EUR%2 0vous%20me%20laissez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20%20-%20Bon,%20alors%2020%20EUR%20?%20%20-%20C%27est%20d%27accord.%20Allez-y%20mais%20doucement%20et%20soyez%20prudent%20.%20 %202%20minutes%20plus%20tard,%20le%20gars%20tombe% 20une%20nouvelle%20fois%20sur%20un%20gendarme.%20% 20Le%20gars%20g%E9mit%20:%20%20-%20Oh%20non,%20encore%20un%20putain%20de%20test%20 d%27alcool%E9mie..%20%C9coutez,%20est-ce%20que%20pour%2050%20EUR%20%20vous%20me%20laisse riez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20Donnez-moi%20100%20EUR%20et%20je%20vous%20laisse%20partir .%20%20Le%20gars%20s%27exclame:%20%20-%20100%20EUR%20!%20Mais%20c%27est%20de%20l%27arnaq ue,%20les%20autres%20gendarmes%20ne%20m%27ont%20de mand%E9%20que%2020%20EUR%20!%20%20Le%20gendarme%20 sourit%20et%20r%E9plique%20:%20%20-%20Oui,%20mais%20cette%20fois,%20en%20plus,%20je%2 0vous%20explique%20comment%20sortir%20du%20rond-point%20!%20%20%20%20%20%3E)
Écoutez, est-ce que pour 50 EUR vous me laisseriez partir ? (http://ma-planete.com/account/submit/blaguesadd-site/Un%20gars%20rentre%20d'une%20f%C3%AAte%20en%20voit ure,%20bourr%C3%A9%20comme%20un%20coing.%20Un%20ge ndarme%20l'arr%C3%AAte%20et%20lui%20dit:%20%20-%20Test%20d'alcool%C3%A9mie.%20%20-%20Et%20merde...%20Si%20je%20vous%20donne%2010%20E UR%20vous%20me%20laissez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20%20-%20Ok,%20alors%2020%20EUR%20?%20%20-%20C%27est%20d%27accord.%20Allez-y%20mais%20doucement%20et%20soyez%20prudent.%20%20 Le%20gars%20repart%20et%202%20minutes%20plus%20tar d,%20il%20retombe%20sur%20un%20gendarme%20qui%20lu i%20dit:%20%20-%20Test%20d%27alcool%E9mie.%20%20Le%20gars:%20%20-%20Oh%20non,%20pas%20encore...%20Avec%2010%20EUR%2 0vous%20me%20laissez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20%20-%20Bon,%20alors%2020%20EUR%20?%20%20-%20C%27est%20d%27accord.%20Allez-y%20mais%20doucement%20et%20soyez%20prudent%20.%20 %202%20minutes%20plus%20tard,%20le%20gars%20tombe% 20une%20nouvelle%20fois%20sur%20un%20gendarme.%20% 20Le%20gars%20g%E9mit%20:%20%20-%20Oh%20non,%20encore%20un%20putain%20de%20test%20 d%27alcool%E9mie..%20%C9coutez,%20est-ce%20que%20pour%2050%20EUR%20%20vous%20me%20laisse riez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20Donnez-moi%20100%20EUR%20et%20je%20vous%20laisse%20partir .%20%20Le%20gars%20s%27exclame:%20%20-%20100%20EUR%20!%20Mais%20c%27est%20de%20l%27arnaq ue,%20les%20autres%20gendarmes%20ne%20m%27ont%20de mand%E9%20que%2020%20EUR%20!%20%20Le%20gendarme%20 sourit%20et%20r%E9plique%20:%20%20-%20Oui,%20mais%20cette%20fois,%20en%20plus,%20je%2 0vous%20explique%20comment%20sortir%20du%20rond-point%20!%20%20%20%20%20%3E)
- Non ! Donnez-moi 100 EUR et je vous laisse partir. (http://ma-planete.com/account/submit/blaguesadd-site/Un%20gars%20rentre%20d'une%20f%C3%AAte%20en%20voit ure,%20bourr%C3%A9%20comme%20un%20coing.%20Un%20ge ndarme%20l'arr%C3%AAte%20et%20lui%20dit:%20%20-%20Test%20d'alcool%C3%A9mie.%20%20-%20Et%20merde...%20Si%20je%20vous%20donne%2010%20E UR%20vous%20me%20laissez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20%20-%20Ok,%20alors%2020%20EUR%20?%20%20-%20C%27est%20d%27accord.%20Allez-y%20mais%20doucement%20et%20soyez%20prudent.%20%20 Le%20gars%20repart%20et%202%20minutes%20plus%20tar d,%20il%20retombe%20sur%20un%20gendarme%20qui%20lu i%20dit:%20%20-%20Test%20d%27alcool%E9mie.%20%20Le%20gars:%20%20-%20Oh%20non,%20pas%20encore...%20Avec%2010%20EUR%2 0vous%20me%20laissez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20%20-%20Bon,%20alors%2020%20EUR%20?%20%20-%20C%27est%20d%27accord.%20Allez-y%20mais%20doucement%20et%20soyez%20prudent%20.%20 %202%20minutes%20plus%20tard,%20le%20gars%20tombe% 20une%20nouvelle%20fois%20sur%20un%20gendarme.%20% 20Le%20gars%20g%E9mit%20:%20%20-%20Oh%20non,%20encore%20un%20putain%20de%20test%20 d%27alcool%E9mie..%20%C9coutez,%20est-ce%20que%20pour%2050%20EUR%20%20vous%20me%20laisse riez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20Donnez-moi%20100%20EUR%20et%20je%20vous%20laisse%20partir .%20%20Le%20gars%20s%27exclame:%20%20-%20100%20EUR%20!%20Mais%20c%27est%20de%20l%27arnaq ue,%20les%20autres%20gendarmes%20ne%20m%27ont%20de mand%E9%20que%2020%20EUR%20!%20%20Le%20gendarme%20 sourit%20et%20r%E9plique%20:%20%20-%20Oui,%20mais%20cette%20fois,%20en%20plus,%20je%2 0vous%20explique%20comment%20sortir%20du%20rond-point%20!%20%20%20%20%20%3E)
Le gars s'exclame: - 100 EUR ! Mais c'est de l'arnaque, (http://ma-planete.com/account/submit/blaguesadd-site/Un%20gars%20rentre%20d'une%20f%C3%AAte%20en%20voit ure,%20bourr%C3%A9%20comme%20un%20coing.%20Un%20ge ndarme%20l'arr%C3%AAte%20et%20lui%20dit:%20%20-%20Test%20d'alcool%C3%A9mie.%20%20-%20Et%20merde...%20Si%20je%20vous%20donne%2010%20E UR%20vous%20me%20laissez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20%20-%20Ok,%20alors%2020%20EUR%20?%20%20-%20C%27est%20d%27accord.%20Allez-y%20mais%20doucement%20et%20soyez%20prudent.%20%20 Le%20gars%20repart%20et%202%20minutes%20plus%20tar d,%20il%20retombe%20sur%20un%20gendarme%20qui%20lu i%20dit:%20%20-%20Test%20d%27alcool%E9mie.%20%20Le%20gars:%20%20-%20Oh%20non,%20pas%20encore...%20Avec%2010%20EUR%2 0vous%20me%20laissez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20%20-%20Bon,%20alors%2020%20EUR%20?%20%20-%20C%27est%20d%27accord.%20Allez-y%20mais%20doucement%20et%20soyez%20prudent%20.%20 %202%20minutes%20plus%20tard,%20le%20gars%20tombe% 20une%20nouvelle%20fois%20sur%20un%20gendarme.%20% 20Le%20gars%20g%E9mit%20:%20%20-%20Oh%20non,%20encore%20un%20putain%20de%20test%20 d%27alcool%E9mie..%20%C9coutez,%20est-ce%20que%20pour%2050%20EUR%20%20vous%20me%20laisse riez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20Donnez-moi%20100%20EUR%20et%20je%20vous%20laisse%20partir .%20%20Le%20gars%20s%27exclame:%20%20-%20100%20EUR%20!%20Mais%20c%27est%20de%20l%27arnaq ue,%20les%20autres%20gendarmes%20ne%20m%27ont%20de mand%E9%20que%2020%20EUR%20!%20%20Le%20gendarme%20 sourit%20et%20r%E9plique%20:%20%20-%20Oui,%20mais%20cette%20fois,%20en%20plus,%20je%2 0vous%20explique%20comment%20sortir%20du%20rond-point%20!%20%20%20%20%20%3E)
les autres gendarmes ne m'ont demandé que 20 EUR ! (http://ma-planete.com/account/submit/blaguesadd-site/Un%20gars%20rentre%20d'une%20f%C3%AAte%20en%20voit ure,%20bourr%C3%A9%20comme%20un%20coing.%20Un%20ge ndarme%20l'arr%C3%AAte%20et%20lui%20dit:%20%20-%20Test%20d'alcool%C3%A9mie.%20%20-%20Et%20merde...%20Si%20je%20vous%20donne%2010%20E UR%20vous%20me%20laissez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20%20-%20Ok,%20alors%2020%20EUR%20?%20%20-%20C%27est%20d%27accord.%20Allez-y%20mais%20doucement%20et%20soyez%20prudent.%20%20 Le%20gars%20repart%20et%202%20minutes%20plus%20tar d,%20il%20retombe%20sur%20un%20gendarme%20qui%20lu i%20dit:%20%20-%20Test%20d%27alcool%E9mie.%20%20Le%20gars:%20%20-%20Oh%20non,%20pas%20encore...%20Avec%2010%20EUR%2 0vous%20me%20laissez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20%20-%20Bon,%20alors%2020%20EUR%20?%20%20-%20C%27est%20d%27accord.%20Allez-y%20mais%20doucement%20et%20soyez%20prudent%20.%20 %202%20minutes%20plus%20tard,%20le%20gars%20tombe% 20une%20nouvelle%20fois%20sur%20un%20gendarme.%20% 20Le%20gars%20g%E9mit%20:%20%20-%20Oh%20non,%20encore%20un%20putain%20de%20test%20 d%27alcool%E9mie..%20%C9coutez,%20est-ce%20que%20pour%2050%20EUR%20%20vous%20me%20laisse riez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20Donnez-moi%20100%20EUR%20et%20je%20vous%20laisse%20partir .%20%20Le%20gars%20s%27exclame:%20%20-%20100%20EUR%20!%20Mais%20c%27est%20de%20l%27arnaq ue,%20les%20autres%20gendarmes%20ne%20m%27ont%20de mand%E9%20que%2020%20EUR%20!%20%20Le%20gendarme%20 sourit%20et%20r%E9plique%20:%20%20-%20Oui,%20mais%20cette%20fois,%20en%20plus,%20je%2 0vous%20explique%20comment%20sortir%20du%20rond-point%20!%20%20%20%20%20%3E)
Le gendarme sourit et réplique : (http://ma-planete.com/account/submit/blaguesadd-site/Un%20gars%20rentre%20d'une%20f%C3%AAte%20en%20voit ure,%20bourr%C3%A9%20comme%20un%20coing.%20Un%20ge ndarme%20l'arr%C3%AAte%20et%20lui%20dit:%20%20-%20Test%20d'alcool%C3%A9mie.%20%20-%20Et%20merde...%20Si%20je%20vous%20donne%2010%20E UR%20vous%20me%20laissez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20%20-%20Ok,%20alors%2020%20EUR%20?%20%20-%20C%27est%20d%27accord.%20Allez-y%20mais%20doucement%20et%20soyez%20prudent.%20%20 Le%20gars%20repart%20et%202%20minutes%20plus%20tar d,%20il%20retombe%20sur%20un%20gendarme%20qui%20lu i%20dit:%20%20-%20Test%20d%27alcool%E9mie.%20%20Le%20gars:%20%20-%20Oh%20non,%20pas%20encore...%20Avec%2010%20EUR%2 0vous%20me%20laissez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20%20-%20Bon,%20alors%2020%20EUR%20?%20%20-%20C%27est%20d%27accord.%20Allez-y%20mais%20doucement%20et%20soyez%20prudent%20.%20 %202%20minutes%20plus%20tard,%20le%20gars%20tombe% 20une%20nouvelle%20fois%20sur%20un%20gendarme.%20% 20Le%20gars%20g%E9mit%20:%20%20-%20Oh%20non,%20encore%20un%20putain%20de%20test%20 d%27alcool%E9mie..%20%C9coutez,%20est-ce%20que%20pour%2050%20EUR%20%20vous%20me%20laisse riez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20Donnez-moi%20100%20EUR%20et%20je%20vous%20laisse%20partir .%20%20Le%20gars%20s%27exclame:%20%20-%20100%20EUR%20!%20Mais%20c%27est%20de%20l%27arnaq ue,%20les%20autres%20gendarmes%20ne%20m%27ont%20de mand%E9%20que%2020%20EUR%20!%20%20Le%20gendarme%20 sourit%20et%20r%E9plique%20:%20%20-%20Oui,%20mais%20cette%20fois,%20en%20plus,%20je%2 0vous%20explique%20comment%20sortir%20du%20rond-point%20!%20%20%20%20%20%3E)
- Oui, mais cette fois, en plus, (http://ma-planete.com/account/submit/blaguesadd-site/Un%20gars%20rentre%20d'une%20f%C3%AAte%20en%20voit ure,%20bourr%C3%A9%20comme%20un%20coing.%20Un%20ge ndarme%20l'arr%C3%AAte%20et%20lui%20dit:%20%20-%20Test%20d'alcool%C3%A9mie.%20%20-%20Et%20merde...%20Si%20je%20vous%20donne%2010%20E UR%20vous%20me%20laissez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20%20-%20Ok,%20alors%2020%20EUR%20?%20%20-%20C%27est%20d%27accord.%20Allez-y%20mais%20doucement%20et%20soyez%20prudent.%20%20 Le%20gars%20repart%20et%202%20minutes%20plus%20tar d,%20il%20retombe%20sur%20un%20gendarme%20qui%20lu i%20dit:%20%20-%20Test%20d%27alcool%E9mie.%20%20Le%20gars:%20%20-%20Oh%20non,%20pas%20encore...%20Avec%2010%20EUR%2 0vous%20me%20laissez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20%20-%20Bon,%20alors%2020%20EUR%20?%20%20-%20C%27est%20d%27accord.%20Allez-y%20mais%20doucement%20et%20soyez%20prudent%20.%20 %202%20minutes%20plus%20tard,%20le%20gars%20tombe% 20une%20nouvelle%20fois%20sur%20un%20gendarme.%20% 20Le%20gars%20g%E9mit%20:%20%20-%20Oh%20non,%20encore%20un%20putain%20de%20test%20 d%27alcool%E9mie..%20%C9coutez,%20est-ce%20que%20pour%2050%20EUR%20%20vous%20me%20laisse riez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20Donnez-moi%20100%20EUR%20et%20je%20vous%20laisse%20partir .%20%20Le%20gars%20s%27exclame:%20%20-%20100%20EUR%20!%20Mais%20c%27est%20de%20l%27arnaq ue,%20les%20autres%20gendarmes%20ne%20m%27ont%20de mand%E9%20que%2020%20EUR%20!%20%20Le%20gendarme%20 sourit%20et%20r%E9plique%20:%20%20-%20Oui,%20mais%20cette%20fois,%20en%20plus,%20je%2 0vous%20explique%20comment%20sortir%20du%20rond-point%20!%20%20%20%20%20%3E) je vous explique comment sortir du rond-point ! (http://ma-planete.com/account/submit/blaguesadd-site/Un%20gars%20rentre%20d'une%20f%C3%AAte%20en%20voit ure,%20bourr%C3%A9%20comme%20un%20coing.%20Un%20ge ndarme%20l'arr%C3%AAte%20et%20lui%20dit:%20%20-%20Test%20d'alcool%C3%A9mie.%20%20-%20Et%20merde...%20Si%20je%20vous%20donne%2010%20E UR%20vous%20me%20laissez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20%20-%20Ok,%20alors%2020%20EUR%20?%20%20-%20C%27est%20d%27accord.%20Allez-y%20mais%20doucement%20et%20soyez%20prudent.%20%20 Le%20gars%20repart%20et%202%20minutes%20plus%20tar d,%20il%20retombe%20sur%20un%20gendarme%20qui%20lu i%20dit:%20%20-%20Test%20d%27alcool%E9mie.%20%20Le%20gars:%20%20-%20Oh%20non,%20pas%20encore...%20Avec%2010%20EUR%2 0vous%20me%20laissez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20%20-%20Bon,%20alors%2020%20EUR%20?%20%20-%20C%27est%20d%27accord.%20Allez-y%20mais%20doucement%20et%20soyez%20prudent%20.%20 %202%20minutes%20plus%20tard,%20le%20gars%20tombe% 20une%20nouvelle%20fois%20sur%20un%20gendarme.%20% 20Le%20gars%20g%E9mit%20:%20%20-%20Oh%20non,%20encore%20un%20putain%20de%20test%20 d%27alcool%E9mie..%20%C9coutez,%20est-ce%20que%20pour%2050%20EUR%20%20vous%20me%20laisse riez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20Donnez-moi%20100%20EUR%20et%20je%20vous%20laisse%20partir .%20%20Le%20gars%20s%27exclame:%20%20-%20100%20EUR%20!%20Mais%20c%27est%20de%20l%27arnaq ue,%20les%20autres%20gendarmes%20ne%20m%27ont%20de mand%E9%20que%2020%20EUR%20!%20%20Le%20gendarme%20 sourit%20et%20r%E9plique%20:%20%20-%20Oui,%20mais%20cette%20fois,%20en%20plus,%20je%2 0vous%20explique%20comment%20sortir%20du%20rond-point%20!%20%20%20%20%20%3E)
Un gendarme l'arrête et lui dit: (http://ma-planete.com/account/submit/blaguesadd-site/Un%20gars%20rentre%20d'une%20f%C3%AAte%20en%20voit ure,%20bourr%C3%A9%20comme%20un%20coing.%20Un%20ge ndarme%20l'arr%C3%AAte%20et%20lui%20dit:%20%20-%20Test%20d'alcool%C3%A9mie.%20%20-%20Et%20merde...%20Si%20je%20vous%20donne%2010%20E UR%20vous%20me%20laissez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20%20-%20Ok,%20alors%2020%20EUR%20?%20%20-%20C%27est%20d%27accord.%20Allez-y%20mais%20doucement%20et%20soyez%20prudent.%20%20 Le%20gars%20repart%20et%202%20minutes%20plus%20tar d,%20il%20retombe%20sur%20un%20gendarme%20qui%20lu i%20dit:%20%20-%20Test%20d%27alcool%E9mie.%20%20Le%20gars:%20%20-%20Oh%20non,%20pas%20encore...%20Avec%2010%20EUR%2 0vous%20me%20laissez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20%20-%20Bon,%20alors%2020%20EUR%20?%20%20-%20C%27est%20d%27accord.%20Allez-y%20mais%20doucement%20et%20soyez%20prudent%20.%20 %202%20minutes%20plus%20tard,%20le%20gars%20tombe% 20une%20nouvelle%20fois%20sur%20un%20gendarme.%20% 20Le%20gars%20g%E9mit%20:%20%20-%20Oh%20non,%20encore%20un%20putain%20de%20test%20 d%27alcool%E9mie..%20%C9coutez,%20est-ce%20que%20pour%2050%20EUR%20%20vous%20me%20laisse riez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20Donnez-moi%20100%20EUR%20et%20je%20vous%20laisse%20partir .%20%20Le%20gars%20s%27exclame:%20%20-%20100%20EUR%20!%20Mais%20c%27est%20de%20l%27arnaq ue,%20les%20autres%20gendarmes%20ne%20m%27ont%20de mand%E9%20que%2020%20EUR%20!%20%20Le%20gendarme%20 sourit%20et%20r%E9plique%20:%20%20-%20Oui,%20mais%20cette%20fois,%20en%20plus,%20je%2 0vous%20explique%20comment%20sortir%20du%20rond-point%20!%20%20%20%20%20%3E)
- Test d'alcoolémie. (http://ma-planete.com/account/submit/blaguesadd-site/Un%20gars%20rentre%20d'une%20f%C3%AAte%20en%20voit ure,%20bourr%C3%A9%20comme%20un%20coing.%20Un%20ge ndarme%20l'arr%C3%AAte%20et%20lui%20dit:%20%20-%20Test%20d'alcool%C3%A9mie.%20%20-%20Et%20merde...%20Si%20je%20vous%20donne%2010%20E UR%20vous%20me%20laissez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20%20-%20Ok,%20alors%2020%20EUR%20?%20%20-%20C%27est%20d%27accord.%20Allez-y%20mais%20doucement%20et%20soyez%20prudent.%20%20 Le%20gars%20repart%20et%202%20minutes%20plus%20tar d,%20il%20retombe%20sur%20un%20gendarme%20qui%20lu i%20dit:%20%20-%20Test%20d%27alcool%E9mie.%20%20Le%20gars:%20%20-%20Oh%20non,%20pas%20encore...%20Avec%2010%20EUR%2 0vous%20me%20laissez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20%20-%20Bon,%20alors%2020%20EUR%20?%20%20-%20C%27est%20d%27accord.%20Allez-y%20mais%20doucement%20et%20soyez%20prudent%20.%20 %202%20minutes%20plus%20tard,%20le%20gars%20tombe% 20une%20nouvelle%20fois%20sur%20un%20gendarme.%20% 20Le%20gars%20g%E9mit%20:%20%20-%20Oh%20non,%20encore%20un%20putain%20de%20test%20 d%27alcool%E9mie..%20%C9coutez,%20est-ce%20que%20pour%2050%20EUR%20%20vous%20me%20laisse riez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20Donnez-moi%20100%20EUR%20et%20je%20vous%20laisse%20partir .%20%20Le%20gars%20s%27exclame:%20%20-%20100%20EUR%20!%20Mais%20c%27est%20de%20l%27arnaq ue,%20les%20autres%20gendarmes%20ne%20m%27ont%20de mand%E9%20que%2020%20EUR%20!%20%20Le%20gendarme%20 sourit%20et%20r%E9plique%20:%20%20-%20Oui,%20mais%20cette%20fois,%20en%20plus,%20je%2 0vous%20explique%20comment%20sortir%20du%20rond-point%20!%20%20%20%20%20%3E)
- Et merde... Si je vous donne 10 EUR vous me laissez partir ? (http://ma-planete.com/account/submit/blaguesadd-site/Un%20gars%20rentre%20d'une%20f%C3%AAte%20en%20voit ure,%20bourr%C3%A9%20comme%20un%20coing.%20Un%20ge ndarme%20l'arr%C3%AAte%20et%20lui%20dit:%20%20-%20Test%20d'alcool%C3%A9mie.%20%20-%20Et%20merde...%20Si%20je%20vous%20donne%2010%20E UR%20vous%20me%20laissez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20%20-%20Ok,%20alors%2020%20EUR%20?%20%20-%20C%27est%20d%27accord.%20Allez-y%20mais%20doucement%20et%20soyez%20prudent.%20%20 Le%20gars%20repart%20et%202%20minutes%20plus%20tar d,%20il%20retombe%20sur%20un%20gendarme%20qui%20lu i%20dit:%20%20-%20Test%20d%27alcool%E9mie.%20%20Le%20gars:%20%20-%20Oh%20non,%20pas%20encore...%20Avec%2010%20EUR%2 0vous%20me%20laissez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20%20-%20Bon,%20alors%2020%20EUR%20?%20%20-%20C%27est%20d%27accord.%20Allez-y%20mais%20doucement%20et%20soyez%20prudent%20.%20 %202%20minutes%20plus%20tard,%20le%20gars%20tombe% 20une%20nouvelle%20fois%20sur%20un%20gendarme.%20% 20Le%20gars%20g%E9mit%20:%20%20-%20Oh%20non,%20encore%20un%20putain%20de%20test%20 d%27alcool%E9mie..%20%C9coutez,%20est-ce%20que%20pour%2050%20EUR%20%20vous%20me%20laisse riez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20Donnez-moi%20100%20EUR%20et%20je%20vous%20laisse%20partir .%20%20Le%20gars%20s%27exclame:%20%20-%20100%20EUR%20!%20Mais%20c%27est%20de%20l%27arnaq ue,%20les%20autres%20gendarmes%20ne%20m%27ont%20de mand%E9%20que%2020%20EUR%20!%20%20Le%20gendarme%20 sourit%20et%20r%E9plique%20:%20%20-%20Oui,%20mais%20cette%20fois,%20en%20plus,%20je%2 0vous%20explique%20comment%20sortir%20du%20rond-point%20!%20%20%20%20%20%3E)
- Non ! - Ok, alors 20 EUR ? - C'est d'accord. (http://ma-planete.com/account/submit/blaguesadd-site/Un%20gars%20rentre%20d'une%20f%C3%AAte%20en%20voit ure,%20bourr%C3%A9%20comme%20un%20coing.%20Un%20ge ndarme%20l'arr%C3%AAte%20et%20lui%20dit:%20%20-%20Test%20d'alcool%C3%A9mie.%20%20-%20Et%20merde...%20Si%20je%20vous%20donne%2010%20E UR%20vous%20me%20laissez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20%20-%20Ok,%20alors%2020%20EUR%20?%20%20-%20C%27est%20d%27accord.%20Allez-y%20mais%20doucement%20et%20soyez%20prudent.%20%20 Le%20gars%20repart%20et%202%20minutes%20plus%20tar d,%20il%20retombe%20sur%20un%20gendarme%20qui%20lu i%20dit:%20%20-%20Test%20d%27alcool%E9mie.%20%20Le%20gars:%20%20-%20Oh%20non,%20pas%20encore...%20Avec%2010%20EUR%2 0vous%20me%20laissez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20%20-%20Bon,%20alors%2020%20EUR%20?%20%20-%20C%27est%20d%27accord.%20Allez-y%20mais%20doucement%20et%20soyez%20prudent%20.%20 %202%20minutes%20plus%20tard,%20le%20gars%20tombe% 20une%20nouvelle%20fois%20sur%20un%20gendarme.%20% 20Le%20gars%20g%E9mit%20:%20%20-%20Oh%20non,%20encore%20un%20putain%20de%20test%20 d%27alcool%E9mie..%20%C9coutez,%20est-ce%20que%20pour%2050%20EUR%20%20vous%20me%20laisse riez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20Donnez-moi%20100%20EUR%20et%20je%20vous%20laisse%20partir .%20%20Le%20gars%20s%27exclame:%20%20-%20100%20EUR%20!%20Mais%20c%27est%20de%20l%27arnaq ue,%20les%20autres%20gendarmes%20ne%20m%27ont%20de mand%E9%20que%2020%20EUR%20!%20%20Le%20gendarme%20 sourit%20et%20r%E9plique%20:%20%20-%20Oui,%20mais%20cette%20fois,%20en%20plus,%20je%2 0vous%20explique%20comment%20sortir%20du%20rond-point%20!%20%20%20%20%20%3E)
Allez-y mais doucement et soyez prudent. (http://ma-planete.com/account/submit/blaguesadd-site/Un%20gars%20rentre%20d'une%20f%C3%AAte%20en%20voit ure,%20bourr%C3%A9%20comme%20un%20coing.%20Un%20ge ndarme%20l'arr%C3%AAte%20et%20lui%20dit:%20%20-%20Test%20d'alcool%C3%A9mie.%20%20-%20Et%20merde...%20Si%20je%20vous%20donne%2010%20E UR%20vous%20me%20laissez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20%20-%20Ok,%20alors%2020%20EUR%20?%20%20-%20C%27est%20d%27accord.%20Allez-y%20mais%20doucement%20et%20soyez%20prudent.%20%20 Le%20gars%20repart%20et%202%20minutes%20plus%20tar d,%20il%20retombe%20sur%20un%20gendarme%20qui%20lu i%20dit:%20%20-%20Test%20d%27alcool%E9mie.%20%20Le%20gars:%20%20-%20Oh%20non,%20pas%20encore...%20Avec%2010%20EUR%2 0vous%20me%20laissez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20%20-%20Bon,%20alors%2020%20EUR%20?%20%20-%20C%27est%20d%27accord.%20Allez-y%20mais%20doucement%20et%20soyez%20prudent%20.%20 %202%20minutes%20plus%20tard,%20le%20gars%20tombe% 20une%20nouvelle%20fois%20sur%20un%20gendarme.%20% 20Le%20gars%20g%E9mit%20:%20%20-%20Oh%20non,%20encore%20un%20putain%20de%20test%20 d%27alcool%E9mie..%20%C9coutez,%20est-ce%20que%20pour%2050%20EUR%20%20vous%20me%20laisse riez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20Donnez-moi%20100%20EUR%20et%20je%20vous%20laisse%20partir .%20%20Le%20gars%20s%27exclame:%20%20-%20100%20EUR%20!%20Mais%20c%27est%20de%20l%27arnaq ue,%20les%20autres%20gendarmes%20ne%20m%27ont%20de mand%E9%20que%2020%20EUR%20!%20%20Le%20gendarme%20 sourit%20et%20r%E9plique%20:%20%20-%20Oui,%20mais%20cette%20fois,%20en%20plus,%20je%2 0vous%20explique%20comment%20sortir%20du%20rond-point%20!%20%20%20%20%20%3E)
Le gars repart et 2 minutes plus tard, (http://ma-planete.com/account/submit/blaguesadd-site/Un%20gars%20rentre%20d'une%20f%C3%AAte%20en%20voit ure,%20bourr%C3%A9%20comme%20un%20coing.%20Un%20ge ndarme%20l'arr%C3%AAte%20et%20lui%20dit:%20%20-%20Test%20d'alcool%C3%A9mie.%20%20-%20Et%20merde...%20Si%20je%20vous%20donne%2010%20E UR%20vous%20me%20laissez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20%20-%20Ok,%20alors%2020%20EUR%20?%20%20-%20C%27est%20d%27accord.%20Allez-y%20mais%20doucement%20et%20soyez%20prudent.%20%20 Le%20gars%20repart%20et%202%20minutes%20plus%20tar d,%20il%20retombe%20sur%20un%20gendarme%20qui%20lu i%20dit:%20%20-%20Test%20d%27alcool%E9mie.%20%20Le%20gars:%20%20-%20Oh%20non,%20pas%20encore...%20Avec%2010%20EUR%2 0vous%20me%20laissez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20%20-%20Bon,%20alors%2020%20EUR%20?%20%20-%20C%27est%20d%27accord.%20Allez-y%20mais%20doucement%20et%20soyez%20prudent%20.%20 %202%20minutes%20plus%20tard,%20le%20gars%20tombe% 20une%20nouvelle%20fois%20sur%20un%20gendarme.%20% 20Le%20gars%20g%E9mit%20:%20%20-%20Oh%20non,%20encore%20un%20putain%20de%20test%20 d%27alcool%E9mie..%20%C9coutez,%20est-ce%20que%20pour%2050%20EUR%20%20vous%20me%20laisse riez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20Donnez-moi%20100%20EUR%20et%20je%20vous%20laisse%20partir .%20%20Le%20gars%20s%27exclame:%20%20-%20100%20EUR%20!%20Mais%20c%27est%20de%20l%27arnaq ue,%20les%20autres%20gendarmes%20ne%20m%27ont%20de mand%E9%20que%2020%20EUR%20!%20%20Le%20gendarme%20 sourit%20et%20r%E9plique%20:%20%20-%20Oui,%20mais%20cette%20fois,%20en%20plus,%20je%2 0vous%20explique%20comment%20sortir%20du%20rond-point%20!%20%20%20%20%20%3E)
il retombe sur un gendarme qui lui dit: (http://ma-planete.com/account/submit/blaguesadd-site/Un%20gars%20rentre%20d'une%20f%C3%AAte%20en%20voit ure,%20bourr%C3%A9%20comme%20un%20coing.%20Un%20ge ndarme%20l'arr%C3%AAte%20et%20lui%20dit:%20%20-%20Test%20d'alcool%C3%A9mie.%20%20-%20Et%20merde...%20Si%20je%20vous%20donne%2010%20E UR%20vous%20me%20laissez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20%20-%20Ok,%20alors%2020%20EUR%20?%20%20-%20C%27est%20d%27accord.%20Allez-y%20mais%20doucement%20et%20soyez%20prudent.%20%20 Le%20gars%20repart%20et%202%20minutes%20plus%20tar d,%20il%20retombe%20sur%20un%20gendarme%20qui%20lu i%20dit:%20%20-%20Test%20d%27alcool%E9mie.%20%20Le%20gars:%20%20-%20Oh%20non,%20pas%20encore...%20Avec%2010%20EUR%2 0vous%20me%20laissez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20%20-%20Bon,%20alors%2020%20EUR%20?%20%20-%20C%27est%20d%27accord.%20Allez-y%20mais%20doucement%20et%20soyez%20prudent%20.%20 %202%20minutes%20plus%20tard,%20le%20gars%20tombe% 20une%20nouvelle%20fois%20sur%20un%20gendarme.%20% 20Le%20gars%20g%E9mit%20:%20%20-%20Oh%20non,%20encore%20un%20putain%20de%20test%20 d%27alcool%E9mie..%20%C9coutez,%20est-ce%20que%20pour%2050%20EUR%20%20vous%20me%20laisse riez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20Donnez-moi%20100%20EUR%20et%20je%20vous%20laisse%20partir .%20%20Le%20gars%20s%27exclame:%20%20-%20100%20EUR%20!%20Mais%20c%27est%20de%20l%27arnaq ue,%20les%20autres%20gendarmes%20ne%20m%27ont%20de mand%E9%20que%2020%20EUR%20!%20%20Le%20gendarme%20 sourit%20et%20r%E9plique%20:%20%20-%20Oui,%20mais%20cette%20fois,%20en%20plus,%20je%2 0vous%20explique%20comment%20sortir%20du%20rond-point%20!%20%20%20%20%20%3E)
- Test d'alcoolémie. Le gars: - Oh non, pas encore... (http://ma-planete.com/account/submit/blaguesadd-site/Un%20gars%20rentre%20d'une%20f%C3%AAte%20en%20voit ure,%20bourr%C3%A9%20comme%20un%20coing.%20Un%20ge ndarme%20l'arr%C3%AAte%20et%20lui%20dit:%20%20-%20Test%20d'alcool%C3%A9mie.%20%20-%20Et%20merde...%20Si%20je%20vous%20donne%2010%20E UR%20vous%20me%20laissez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20%20-%20Ok,%20alors%2020%20EUR%20?%20%20-%20C%27est%20d%27accord.%20Allez-y%20mais%20doucement%20et%20soyez%20prudent.%20%20 Le%20gars%20repart%20et%202%20minutes%20plus%20tar d,%20il%20retombe%20sur%20un%20gendarme%20qui%20lu i%20dit:%20%20-%20Test%20d%27alcool%E9mie.%20%20Le%20gars:%20%20-%20Oh%20non,%20pas%20encore...%20Avec%2010%20EUR%2 0vous%20me%20laissez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20%20-%20Bon,%20alors%2020%20EUR%20?%20%20-%20C%27est%20d%27accord.%20Allez-y%20mais%20doucement%20et%20soyez%20prudent%20.%20 %202%20minutes%20plus%20tard,%20le%20gars%20tombe% 20une%20nouvelle%20fois%20sur%20un%20gendarme.%20% 20Le%20gars%20g%E9mit%20:%20%20-%20Oh%20non,%20encore%20un%20putain%20de%20test%20 d%27alcool%E9mie..%20%C9coutez,%20est-ce%20que%20pour%2050%20EUR%20%20vous%20me%20laisse riez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20Donnez-moi%20100%20EUR%20et%20je%20vous%20laisse%20partir .%20%20Le%20gars%20s%27exclame:%20%20-%20100%20EUR%20!%20Mais%20c%27est%20de%20l%27arnaq ue,%20les%20autres%20gendarmes%20ne%20m%27ont%20de mand%E9%20que%2020%20EUR%20!%20%20Le%20gendarme%20 sourit%20et%20r%E9plique%20:%20%20-%20Oui,%20mais%20cette%20fois,%20en%20plus,%20je%2 0vous%20explique%20comment%20sortir%20du%20rond-point%20!%20%20%20%20%20%3E)
Avec 10 EUR vous me laissez partir ? (http://ma-planete.com/account/submit/blaguesadd-site/Un%20gars%20rentre%20d'une%20f%C3%AAte%20en%20voit ure,%20bourr%C3%A9%20comme%20un%20coing.%20Un%20ge ndarme%20l'arr%C3%AAte%20et%20lui%20dit:%20%20-%20Test%20d'alcool%C3%A9mie.%20%20-%20Et%20merde...%20Si%20je%20vous%20donne%2010%20E UR%20vous%20me%20laissez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20%20-%20Ok,%20alors%2020%20EUR%20?%20%20-%20C%27est%20d%27accord.%20Allez-y%20mais%20doucement%20et%20soyez%20prudent.%20%20 Le%20gars%20repart%20et%202%20minutes%20plus%20tar d,%20il%20retombe%20sur%20un%20gendarme%20qui%20lu i%20dit:%20%20-%20Test%20d%27alcool%E9mie.%20%20Le%20gars:%20%20-%20Oh%20non,%20pas%20encore...%20Avec%2010%20EUR%2 0vous%20me%20laissez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20%20-%20Bon,%20alors%2020%20EUR%20?%20%20-%20C%27est%20d%27accord.%20Allez-y%20mais%20doucement%20et%20soyez%20prudent%20.%20 %202%20minutes%20plus%20tard,%20le%20gars%20tombe% 20une%20nouvelle%20fois%20sur%20un%20gendarme.%20% 20Le%20gars%20g%E9mit%20:%20%20-%20Oh%20non,%20encore%20un%20putain%20de%20test%20 d%27alcool%E9mie..%20%C9coutez,%20est-ce%20que%20pour%2050%20EUR%20%20vous%20me%20laisse riez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20Donnez-moi%20100%20EUR%20et%20je%20vous%20laisse%20partir .%20%20Le%20gars%20s%27exclame:%20%20-%20100%20EUR%20!%20Mais%20c%27est%20de%20l%27arnaq ue,%20les%20autres%20gendarmes%20ne%20m%27ont%20de mand%E9%20que%2020%20EUR%20!%20%20Le%20gendarme%20 sourit%20et%20r%E9plique%20:%20%20-%20Oui,%20mais%20cette%20fois,%20en%20plus,%20je%2 0vous%20explique%20comment%20sortir%20du%20rond-point%20!%20%20%20%20%20%3E)
- Non ! - Bon, alors 20 EUR ? - C'est d'accord. (http://ma-planete.com/account/submit/blaguesadd-site/Un%20gars%20rentre%20d'une%20f%C3%AAte%20en%20voit ure,%20bourr%C3%A9%20comme%20un%20coing.%20Un%20ge ndarme%20l'arr%C3%AAte%20et%20lui%20dit:%20%20-%20Test%20d'alcool%C3%A9mie.%20%20-%20Et%20merde...%20Si%20je%20vous%20donne%2010%20E UR%20vous%20me%20laissez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20%20-%20Ok,%20alors%2020%20EUR%20?%20%20-%20C%27est%20d%27accord.%20Allez-y%20mais%20doucement%20et%20soyez%20prudent.%20%20 Le%20gars%20repart%20et%202%20minutes%20plus%20tar d,%20il%20retombe%20sur%20un%20gendarme%20qui%20lu i%20dit:%20%20-%20Test%20d%27alcool%E9mie.%20%20Le%20gars:%20%20-%20Oh%20non,%20pas%20encore...%20Avec%2010%20EUR%2 0vous%20me%20laissez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20%20-%20Bon,%20alors%2020%20EUR%20?%20%20-%20C%27est%20d%27accord.%20Allez-y%20mais%20doucement%20et%20soyez%20prudent%20.%20 %202%20minutes%20plus%20tard,%20le%20gars%20tombe% 20une%20nouvelle%20fois%20sur%20un%20gendarme.%20% 20Le%20gars%20g%E9mit%20:%20%20-%20Oh%20non,%20encore%20un%20putain%20de%20test%20 d%27alcool%E9mie..%20%C9coutez,%20est-ce%20que%20pour%2050%20EUR%20%20vous%20me%20laisse riez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20Donnez-moi%20100%20EUR%20et%20je%20vous%20laisse%20partir .%20%20Le%20gars%20s%27exclame:%20%20-%20100%20EUR%20!%20Mais%20c%27est%20de%20l%27arnaq ue,%20les%20autres%20gendarmes%20ne%20m%27ont%20de mand%E9%20que%2020%20EUR%20!%20%20Le%20gendarme%20 sourit%20et%20r%E9plique%20:%20%20-%20Oui,%20mais%20cette%20fois,%20en%20plus,%20je%2 0vous%20explique%20comment%20sortir%20du%20rond-point%20!%20%20%20%20%20%3E)
Allez-y mais doucement et soyez prudent . (http://ma-planete.com/account/submit/blaguesadd-site/Un%20gars%20rentre%20d'une%20f%C3%AAte%20en%20voit ure,%20bourr%C3%A9%20comme%20un%20coing.%20Un%20ge ndarme%20l'arr%C3%AAte%20et%20lui%20dit:%20%20-%20Test%20d'alcool%C3%A9mie.%20%20-%20Et%20merde...%20Si%20je%20vous%20donne%2010%20E UR%20vous%20me%20laissez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20%20-%20Ok,%20alors%2020%20EUR%20?%20%20-%20C%27est%20d%27accord.%20Allez-y%20mais%20doucement%20et%20soyez%20prudent.%20%20 Le%20gars%20repart%20et%202%20minutes%20plus%20tar d,%20il%20retombe%20sur%20un%20gendarme%20qui%20lu i%20dit:%20%20-%20Test%20d%27alcool%E9mie.%20%20Le%20gars:%20%20-%20Oh%20non,%20pas%20encore...%20Avec%2010%20EUR%2 0vous%20me%20laissez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20%20-%20Bon,%20alors%2020%20EUR%20?%20%20-%20C%27est%20d%27accord.%20Allez-y%20mais%20doucement%20et%20soyez%20prudent%20.%20 %202%20minutes%20plus%20tard,%20le%20gars%20tombe% 20une%20nouvelle%20fois%20sur%20un%20gendarme.%20% 20Le%20gars%20g%E9mit%20:%20%20-%20Oh%20non,%20encore%20un%20putain%20de%20test%20 d%27alcool%E9mie..%20%C9coutez,%20est-ce%20que%20pour%2050%20EUR%20%20vous%20me%20laisse riez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20Donnez-moi%20100%20EUR%20et%20je%20vous%20laisse%20partir .%20%20Le%20gars%20s%27exclame:%20%20-%20100%20EUR%20!%20Mais%20c%27est%20de%20l%27arnaq ue,%20les%20autres%20gendarmes%20ne%20m%27ont%20de mand%E9%20que%2020%20EUR%20!%20%20Le%20gendarme%20 sourit%20et%20r%E9plique%20:%20%20-%20Oui,%20mais%20cette%20fois,%20en%20plus,%20je%2 0vous%20explique%20comment%20sortir%20du%20rond-point%20!%20%20%20%20%20%3E)
2 minutes plus tard, le gars tombe une nouvelle fois sur un gendarme. (http://ma-planete.com/account/submit/blaguesadd-site/Un%20gars%20rentre%20d'une%20f%C3%AAte%20en%20voit ure,%20bourr%C3%A9%20comme%20un%20coing.%20Un%20ge ndarme%20l'arr%C3%AAte%20et%20lui%20dit:%20%20-%20Test%20d'alcool%C3%A9mie.%20%20-%20Et%20merde...%20Si%20je%20vous%20donne%2010%20E UR%20vous%20me%20laissez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20%20-%20Ok,%20alors%2020%20EUR%20?%20%20-%20C%27est%20d%27accord.%20Allez-y%20mais%20doucement%20et%20soyez%20prudent.%20%20 Le%20gars%20repart%20et%202%20minutes%20plus%20tar d,%20il%20retombe%20sur%20un%20gendarme%20qui%20lu i%20dit:%20%20-%20Test%20d%27alcool%E9mie.%20%20Le%20gars:%20%20-%20Oh%20non,%20pas%20encore...%20Avec%2010%20EUR%2 0vous%20me%20laissez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20%20-%20Bon,%20alors%2020%20EUR%20?%20%20-%20C%27est%20d%27accord.%20Allez-y%20mais%20doucement%20et%20soyez%20prudent%20.%20 %202%20minutes%20plus%20tard,%20le%20gars%20tombe% 20une%20nouvelle%20fois%20sur%20un%20gendarme.%20% 20Le%20gars%20g%E9mit%20:%20%20-%20Oh%20non,%20encore%20un%20putain%20de%20test%20 d%27alcool%E9mie..%20%C9coutez,%20est-ce%20que%20pour%2050%20EUR%20%20vous%20me%20laisse riez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20Donnez-moi%20100%20EUR%20et%20je%20vous%20laisse%20partir .%20%20Le%20gars%20s%27exclame:%20%20-%20100%20EUR%20!%20Mais%20c%27est%20de%20l%27arnaq ue,%20les%20autres%20gendarmes%20ne%20m%27ont%20de mand%E9%20que%2020%20EUR%20!%20%20Le%20gendarme%20 sourit%20et%20r%E9plique%20:%20%20-%20Oui,%20mais%20cette%20fois,%20en%20plus,%20je%2 0vous%20explique%20comment%20sortir%20du%20rond-point%20!%20%20%20%20%20%3E)
Le gars gémit : - Oh non, encore un putain de test d'alcoolémie.. (http://ma-planete.com/account/submit/blaguesadd-site/Un%20gars%20rentre%20d'une%20f%C3%AAte%20en%20voit ure,%20bourr%C3%A9%20comme%20un%20coing.%20Un%20ge ndarme%20l'arr%C3%AAte%20et%20lui%20dit:%20%20-%20Test%20d'alcool%C3%A9mie.%20%20-%20Et%20merde...%20Si%20je%20vous%20donne%2010%20E UR%20vous%20me%20laissez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20%20-%20Ok,%20alors%2020%20EUR%20?%20%20-%20C%27est%20d%27accord.%20Allez-y%20mais%20doucement%20et%20soyez%20prudent.%20%20 Le%20gars%20repart%20et%202%20minutes%20plus%20tar d,%20il%20retombe%20sur%20un%20gendarme%20qui%20lu i%20dit:%20%20-%20Test%20d%27alcool%E9mie.%20%20Le%20gars:%20%20-%20Oh%20non,%20pas%20encore...%20Avec%2010%20EUR%2 0vous%20me%20laissez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20%20-%20Bon,%20alors%2020%20EUR%20?%20%20-%20C%27est%20d%27accord.%20Allez-y%20mais%20doucement%20et%20soyez%20prudent%20.%20 %202%20minutes%20plus%20tard,%20le%20gars%20tombe% 20une%20nouvelle%20fois%20sur%20un%20gendarme.%20% 20Le%20gars%20g%E9mit%20:%20%20-%20Oh%20non,%20encore%20un%20putain%20de%20test%20 d%27alcool%E9mie..%20%C9coutez,%20est-ce%20que%20pour%2050%20EUR%20%20vous%20me%20laisse riez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20Donnez-moi%20100%20EUR%20et%20je%20vous%20laisse%20partir .%20%20Le%20gars%20s%27exclame:%20%20-%20100%20EUR%20!%20Mais%20c%27est%20de%20l%27arnaq ue,%20les%20autres%20gendarmes%20ne%20m%27ont%20de mand%E9%20que%2020%20EUR%20!%20%20Le%20gendarme%20 sourit%20et%20r%E9plique%20:%20%20-%20Oui,%20mais%20cette%20fois,%20en%20plus,%20je%2 0vous%20explique%20comment%20sortir%20du%20rond-point%20!%20%20%20%20%20%3E)
Écoutez, est-ce que pour 50 EUR vous me laisseriez partir ? (http://ma-planete.com/account/submit/blaguesadd-site/Un%20gars%20rentre%20d'une%20f%C3%AAte%20en%20voit ure,%20bourr%C3%A9%20comme%20un%20coing.%20Un%20ge ndarme%20l'arr%C3%AAte%20et%20lui%20dit:%20%20-%20Test%20d'alcool%C3%A9mie.%20%20-%20Et%20merde...%20Si%20je%20vous%20donne%2010%20E UR%20vous%20me%20laissez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20%20-%20Ok,%20alors%2020%20EUR%20?%20%20-%20C%27est%20d%27accord.%20Allez-y%20mais%20doucement%20et%20soyez%20prudent.%20%20 Le%20gars%20repart%20et%202%20minutes%20plus%20tar d,%20il%20retombe%20sur%20un%20gendarme%20qui%20lu i%20dit:%20%20-%20Test%20d%27alcool%E9mie.%20%20Le%20gars:%20%20-%20Oh%20non,%20pas%20encore...%20Avec%2010%20EUR%2 0vous%20me%20laissez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20%20-%20Bon,%20alors%2020%20EUR%20?%20%20-%20C%27est%20d%27accord.%20Allez-y%20mais%20doucement%20et%20soyez%20prudent%20.%20 %202%20minutes%20plus%20tard,%20le%20gars%20tombe% 20une%20nouvelle%20fois%20sur%20un%20gendarme.%20% 20Le%20gars%20g%E9mit%20:%20%20-%20Oh%20non,%20encore%20un%20putain%20de%20test%20 d%27alcool%E9mie..%20%C9coutez,%20est-ce%20que%20pour%2050%20EUR%20%20vous%20me%20laisse riez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20Donnez-moi%20100%20EUR%20et%20je%20vous%20laisse%20partir .%20%20Le%20gars%20s%27exclame:%20%20-%20100%20EUR%20!%20Mais%20c%27est%20de%20l%27arnaq ue,%20les%20autres%20gendarmes%20ne%20m%27ont%20de mand%E9%20que%2020%20EUR%20!%20%20Le%20gendarme%20 sourit%20et%20r%E9plique%20:%20%20-%20Oui,%20mais%20cette%20fois,%20en%20plus,%20je%2 0vous%20explique%20comment%20sortir%20du%20rond-point%20!%20%20%20%20%20%3E)
- Non ! Donnez-moi 100 EUR et je vous laisse partir. (http://ma-planete.com/account/submit/blaguesadd-site/Un%20gars%20rentre%20d'une%20f%C3%AAte%20en%20voit ure,%20bourr%C3%A9%20comme%20un%20coing.%20Un%20ge ndarme%20l'arr%C3%AAte%20et%20lui%20dit:%20%20-%20Test%20d'alcool%C3%A9mie.%20%20-%20Et%20merde...%20Si%20je%20vous%20donne%2010%20E UR%20vous%20me%20laissez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20%20-%20Ok,%20alors%2020%20EUR%20?%20%20-%20C%27est%20d%27accord.%20Allez-y%20mais%20doucement%20et%20soyez%20prudent.%20%20 Le%20gars%20repart%20et%202%20minutes%20plus%20tar d,%20il%20retombe%20sur%20un%20gendarme%20qui%20lu i%20dit:%20%20-%20Test%20d%27alcool%E9mie.%20%20Le%20gars:%20%20-%20Oh%20non,%20pas%20encore...%20Avec%2010%20EUR%2 0vous%20me%20laissez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20%20-%20Bon,%20alors%2020%20EUR%20?%20%20-%20C%27est%20d%27accord.%20Allez-y%20mais%20doucement%20et%20soyez%20prudent%20.%20 %202%20minutes%20plus%20tard,%20le%20gars%20tombe% 20une%20nouvelle%20fois%20sur%20un%20gendarme.%20% 20Le%20gars%20g%E9mit%20:%20%20-%20Oh%20non,%20encore%20un%20putain%20de%20test%20 d%27alcool%E9mie..%20%C9coutez,%20est-ce%20que%20pour%2050%20EUR%20%20vous%20me%20laisse riez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20Donnez-moi%20100%20EUR%20et%20je%20vous%20laisse%20partir .%20%20Le%20gars%20s%27exclame:%20%20-%20100%20EUR%20!%20Mais%20c%27est%20de%20l%27arnaq ue,%20les%20autres%20gendarmes%20ne%20m%27ont%20de mand%E9%20que%2020%20EUR%20!%20%20Le%20gendarme%20 sourit%20et%20r%E9plique%20:%20%20-%20Oui,%20mais%20cette%20fois,%20en%20plus,%20je%2 0vous%20explique%20comment%20sortir%20du%20rond-point%20!%20%20%20%20%20%3E)
Le gars s'exclame: - 100 EUR ! Mais c'est de l'arnaque, (http://ma-planete.com/account/submit/blaguesadd-site/Un%20gars%20rentre%20d'une%20f%C3%AAte%20en%20voit ure,%20bourr%C3%A9%20comme%20un%20coing.%20Un%20ge ndarme%20l'arr%C3%AAte%20et%20lui%20dit:%20%20-%20Test%20d'alcool%C3%A9mie.%20%20-%20Et%20merde...%20Si%20je%20vous%20donne%2010%20E UR%20vous%20me%20laissez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20%20-%20Ok,%20alors%2020%20EUR%20?%20%20-%20C%27est%20d%27accord.%20Allez-y%20mais%20doucement%20et%20soyez%20prudent.%20%20 Le%20gars%20repart%20et%202%20minutes%20plus%20tar d,%20il%20retombe%20sur%20un%20gendarme%20qui%20lu i%20dit:%20%20-%20Test%20d%27alcool%E9mie.%20%20Le%20gars:%20%20-%20Oh%20non,%20pas%20encore...%20Avec%2010%20EUR%2 0vous%20me%20laissez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20%20-%20Bon,%20alors%2020%20EUR%20?%20%20-%20C%27est%20d%27accord.%20Allez-y%20mais%20doucement%20et%20soyez%20prudent%20.%20 %202%20minutes%20plus%20tard,%20le%20gars%20tombe% 20une%20nouvelle%20fois%20sur%20un%20gendarme.%20% 20Le%20gars%20g%E9mit%20:%20%20-%20Oh%20non,%20encore%20un%20putain%20de%20test%20 d%27alcool%E9mie..%20%C9coutez,%20est-ce%20que%20pour%2050%20EUR%20%20vous%20me%20laisse riez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20Donnez-moi%20100%20EUR%20et%20je%20vous%20laisse%20partir .%20%20Le%20gars%20s%27exclame:%20%20-%20100%20EUR%20!%20Mais%20c%27est%20de%20l%27arnaq ue,%20les%20autres%20gendarmes%20ne%20m%27ont%20de mand%E9%20que%2020%20EUR%20!%20%20Le%20gendarme%20 sourit%20et%20r%E9plique%20:%20%20-%20Oui,%20mais%20cette%20fois,%20en%20plus,%20je%2 0vous%20explique%20comment%20sortir%20du%20rond-point%20!%20%20%20%20%20%3E)
les autres gendarmes ne m'ont demandé que 20 EUR ! (http://ma-planete.com/account/submit/blaguesadd-site/Un%20gars%20rentre%20d'une%20f%C3%AAte%20en%20voit ure,%20bourr%C3%A9%20comme%20un%20coing.%20Un%20ge ndarme%20l'arr%C3%AAte%20et%20lui%20dit:%20%20-%20Test%20d'alcool%C3%A9mie.%20%20-%20Et%20merde...%20Si%20je%20vous%20donne%2010%20E UR%20vous%20me%20laissez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20%20-%20Ok,%20alors%2020%20EUR%20?%20%20-%20C%27est%20d%27accord.%20Allez-y%20mais%20doucement%20et%20soyez%20prudent.%20%20 Le%20gars%20repart%20et%202%20minutes%20plus%20tar d,%20il%20retombe%20sur%20un%20gendarme%20qui%20lu i%20dit:%20%20-%20Test%20d%27alcool%E9mie.%20%20Le%20gars:%20%20-%20Oh%20non,%20pas%20encore...%20Avec%2010%20EUR%2 0vous%20me%20laissez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20%20-%20Bon,%20alors%2020%20EUR%20?%20%20-%20C%27est%20d%27accord.%20Allez-y%20mais%20doucement%20et%20soyez%20prudent%20.%20 %202%20minutes%20plus%20tard,%20le%20gars%20tombe% 20une%20nouvelle%20fois%20sur%20un%20gendarme.%20% 20Le%20gars%20g%E9mit%20:%20%20-%20Oh%20non,%20encore%20un%20putain%20de%20test%20 d%27alcool%E9mie..%20%C9coutez,%20est-ce%20que%20pour%2050%20EUR%20%20vous%20me%20laisse riez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20Donnez-moi%20100%20EUR%20et%20je%20vous%20laisse%20partir .%20%20Le%20gars%20s%27exclame:%20%20-%20100%20EUR%20!%20Mais%20c%27est%20de%20l%27arnaq ue,%20les%20autres%20gendarmes%20ne%20m%27ont%20de mand%E9%20que%2020%20EUR%20!%20%20Le%20gendarme%20 sourit%20et%20r%E9plique%20:%20%20-%20Oui,%20mais%20cette%20fois,%20en%20plus,%20je%2 0vous%20explique%20comment%20sortir%20du%20rond-point%20!%20%20%20%20%20%3E)
Le gendarme sourit et réplique : (http://ma-planete.com/account/submit/blaguesadd-site/Un%20gars%20rentre%20d'une%20f%C3%AAte%20en%20voit ure,%20bourr%C3%A9%20comme%20un%20coing.%20Un%20ge ndarme%20l'arr%C3%AAte%20et%20lui%20dit:%20%20-%20Test%20d'alcool%C3%A9mie.%20%20-%20Et%20merde...%20Si%20je%20vous%20donne%2010%20E UR%20vous%20me%20laissez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20%20-%20Ok,%20alors%2020%20EUR%20?%20%20-%20C%27est%20d%27accord.%20Allez-y%20mais%20doucement%20et%20soyez%20prudent.%20%20 Le%20gars%20repart%20et%202%20minutes%20plus%20tar d,%20il%20retombe%20sur%20un%20gendarme%20qui%20lu i%20dit:%20%20-%20Test%20d%27alcool%E9mie.%20%20Le%20gars:%20%20-%20Oh%20non,%20pas%20encore...%20Avec%2010%20EUR%2 0vous%20me%20laissez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20%20-%20Bon,%20alors%2020%20EUR%20?%20%20-%20C%27est%20d%27accord.%20Allez-y%20mais%20doucement%20et%20soyez%20prudent%20.%20 %202%20minutes%20plus%20tard,%20le%20gars%20tombe% 20une%20nouvelle%20fois%20sur%20un%20gendarme.%20% 20Le%20gars%20g%E9mit%20:%20%20-%20Oh%20non,%20encore%20un%20putain%20de%20test%20 d%27alcool%E9mie..%20%C9coutez,%20est-ce%20que%20pour%2050%20EUR%20%20vous%20me%20laisse riez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20Donnez-moi%20100%20EUR%20et%20je%20vous%20laisse%20partir .%20%20Le%20gars%20s%27exclame:%20%20-%20100%20EUR%20!%20Mais%20c%27est%20de%20l%27arnaq ue,%20les%20autres%20gendarmes%20ne%20m%27ont%20de mand%E9%20que%2020%20EUR%20!%20%20Le%20gendarme%20 sourit%20et%20r%E9plique%20:%20%20-%20Oui,%20mais%20cette%20fois,%20en%20plus,%20je%2 0vous%20explique%20comment%20sortir%20du%20rond-point%20!%20%20%20%20%20%3E)
- Oui, mais cette fois, en plus, (http://ma-planete.com/account/submit/blaguesadd-site/Un%20gars%20rentre%20d'une%20f%C3%AAte%20en%20voit ure,%20bourr%C3%A9%20comme%20un%20coing.%20Un%20ge ndarme%20l'arr%C3%AAte%20et%20lui%20dit:%20%20-%20Test%20d'alcool%C3%A9mie.%20%20-%20Et%20merde...%20Si%20je%20vous%20donne%2010%20E UR%20vous%20me%20laissez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20%20-%20Ok,%20alors%2020%20EUR%20?%20%20-%20C%27est%20d%27accord.%20Allez-y%20mais%20doucement%20et%20soyez%20prudent.%20%20 Le%20gars%20repart%20et%202%20minutes%20plus%20tar d,%20il%20retombe%20sur%20un%20gendarme%20qui%20lu i%20dit:%20%20-%20Test%20d%27alcool%E9mie.%20%20Le%20gars:%20%20-%20Oh%20non,%20pas%20encore...%20Avec%2010%20EUR%2 0vous%20me%20laissez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20%20-%20Bon,%20alors%2020%20EUR%20?%20%20-%20C%27est%20d%27accord.%20Allez-y%20mais%20doucement%20et%20soyez%20prudent%20.%20 %202%20minutes%20plus%20tard,%20le%20gars%20tombe% 20une%20nouvelle%20fois%20sur%20un%20gendarme.%20% 20Le%20gars%20g%E9mit%20:%20%20-%20Oh%20non,%20encore%20un%20putain%20de%20test%20 d%27alcool%E9mie..%20%C9coutez,%20est-ce%20que%20pour%2050%20EUR%20%20vous%20me%20laisse riez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20Donnez-moi%20100%20EUR%20et%20je%20vous%20laisse%20partir .%20%20Le%20gars%20s%27exclame:%20%20-%20100%20EUR%20!%20Mais%20c%27est%20de%20l%27arnaq ue,%20les%20autres%20gendarmes%20ne%20m%27ont%20de mand%E9%20que%2020%20EUR%20!%20%20Le%20gendarme%20 sourit%20et%20r%E9plique%20:%20%20-%20Oui,%20mais%20cette%20fois,%20en%20plus,%20je%2 0vous%20explique%20comment%20sortir%20du%20rond-point%20!%20%20%20%20%20%3E) je vous explique comment sortir du rond-point ! (http://ma-planete.com/account/submit/blaguesadd-site/Un%20gars%20rentre%20d'une%20f%C3%AAte%20en%20voit ure,%20bourr%C3%A9%20comme%20un%20coing.%20Un%20ge ndarme%20l'arr%C3%AAte%20et%20lui%20dit:%20%20-%20Test%20d'alcool%C3%A9mie.%20%20-%20Et%20merde...%20Si%20je%20vous%20donne%2010%20E UR%20vous%20me%20laissez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20%20-%20Ok,%20alors%2020%20EUR%20?%20%20-%20C%27est%20d%27accord.%20Allez-y%20mais%20doucement%20et%20soyez%20prudent.%20%20 Le%20gars%20repart%20et%202%20minutes%20plus%20tar d,%20il%20retombe%20sur%20un%20gendarme%20qui%20lu i%20dit:%20%20-%20Test%20d%27alcool%E9mie.%20%20Le%20gars:%20%20-%20Oh%20non,%20pas%20encore...%20Avec%2010%20EUR%2 0vous%20me%20laissez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20%20-%20Bon,%20alors%2020%20EUR%20?%20%20-%20C%27est%20d%27accord.%20Allez-y%20mais%20doucement%20et%20soyez%20prudent%20.%20 %202%20minutes%20plus%20tard,%20le%20gars%20tombe% 20une%20nouvelle%20fois%20sur%20un%20gendarme.%20% 20Le%20gars%20g%E9mit%20:%20%20-%20Oh%20non,%20encore%20un%20putain%20de%20test%20 d%27alcool%E9mie..%20%C9coutez,%20est-ce%20que%20pour%2050%20EUR%20%20vous%20me%20laisse riez%20partir%20?%20%20-%20Non%20!%20Donnez-moi%20100%20EUR%20et%20je%20vous%20laisse%20partir .%20%20Le%20gars%20s%27exclame:%20%20-%20100%20EUR%20!%20Mais%20c%27est%20de%20l%27arnaq ue,%20les%20autres%20gendarmes%20ne%20m%27ont%20de mand%E9%20que%2020%20EUR%20!%20%20Le%20gendarme%20 sourit%20et%20r%E9plique%20:%20%20-%20Oui,%20mais%20cette%20fois,%20en%20plus,%20je%2 0vous%20explique%20comment%20sortir%20du%20rond-point%20!%20%20%20%20%20%3E)