soltan009
24/08/2015, 16h35
Le pape, sentant sa dernière heure arrivée, (http://ma-planete.com/account/submit/blaguesadd-site/Le%20pape,%20sentant%20sa%20derni%C3%A8re%20heure% 20arriv%C3%A9e,%20envoie%20une%20invitation%20%C3% A0%20Hollande%20et%20%C3%A0%20Sarkozy.%20Il%20leur %20demande%20%C3%A0%20chacun%20de%20venir%20vite%2 0le%20voir....%20%20%20%20%20D%C3%A8s%20leur%20arr iv%C3%A9e,%20on%20les%20conduit%20dans%20la%20cham bre%20o%C3%B9%20repose%20le%20Pape%20et%20on%20les %20fait%20asseoir%20de%20chaque%20c%C3%B4t%C3%A9%2 0du%20lit.%20%20Le%20Pape%20leur%20lance%20un%20re gard%20intense,%20sourit,%20puis%20regarde%20au%20 plafond.%20%20Pendant%20un%20certain%20temps,%20ni %20Hollande,%20ni%20Sarkozy%20ne%20disent%20un%20m ot.%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3 E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20I ls%20semblent%20touch%C3%A9s%20que%20le%20Pape%20a it%20pu%20penser%20%C3%A0%20eux%20sur%20son%20lit% 20de%20mort...tout%20en%20%C3%A9tant%20tr%C3%A8s%2 0intrigu%C3%A9s..%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20 %3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3 E%20%3E%20%20%20%20Finalement,%20Sarkozy%20,%20n'e n%20pouvant%20plus,%20demande%20au%20Pape%20:%20%3 E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E% 20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20Votre%20S aintet%C3%A9%20!%20Pourquoi%20sommes-nous%20l%C3%A0%20?%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%2 0%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20% 3E%20%3E%20%20Le%20Pape,%20rassemblant%20ses%20der ni%E8res%20forces,%20lui%20r%E9pond%20tr%E8s%20fai blement%20:%20%20-%20J%E9sus%20est%20mort...%20entre%202%20voleurs.. .%20Je%20veux%20faire%20pareil..%20%20%20%3E%20%3E %20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%2 0%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E% 20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20 %3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20%20%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%2 0%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20% 3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20 %3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3 E%20%3E%20%3E)
envoie une invitation à Hollande et à Sarkozy. (http://ma-planete.com/account/submit/blaguesadd-site/Le%20pape,%20sentant%20sa%20derni%C3%A8re%20heure% 20arriv%C3%A9e,%20envoie%20une%20invitation%20%C3% A0%20Hollande%20et%20%C3%A0%20Sarkozy.%20Il%20leur %20demande%20%C3%A0%20chacun%20de%20venir%20vite%2 0le%20voir....%20%20%20%20%20D%C3%A8s%20leur%20arr iv%C3%A9e,%20on%20les%20conduit%20dans%20la%20cham bre%20o%C3%B9%20repose%20le%20Pape%20et%20on%20les %20fait%20asseoir%20de%20chaque%20c%C3%B4t%C3%A9%2 0du%20lit.%20%20Le%20Pape%20leur%20lance%20un%20re gard%20intense,%20sourit,%20puis%20regarde%20au%20 plafond.%20%20Pendant%20un%20certain%20temps,%20ni %20Hollande,%20ni%20Sarkozy%20ne%20disent%20un%20m ot.%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3 E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20I ls%20semblent%20touch%C3%A9s%20que%20le%20Pape%20a it%20pu%20penser%20%C3%A0%20eux%20sur%20son%20lit% 20de%20mort...tout%20en%20%C3%A9tant%20tr%C3%A8s%2 0intrigu%C3%A9s..%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20 %3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3 E%20%3E%20%20%20%20Finalement,%20Sarkozy%20,%20n'e n%20pouvant%20plus,%20demande%20au%20Pape%20:%20%3 E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E% 20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20Votre%20S aintet%C3%A9%20!%20Pourquoi%20sommes-nous%20l%C3%A0%20?%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%2 0%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20% 3E%20%3E%20%20Le%20Pape,%20rassemblant%20ses%20der ni%E8res%20forces,%20lui%20r%E9pond%20tr%E8s%20fai blement%20:%20%20-%20J%E9sus%20est%20mort...%20entre%202%20voleurs.. .%20Je%20veux%20faire%20pareil..%20%20%20%3E%20%3E %20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%2 0%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E% 20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20 %3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20%20%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%2 0%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20% 3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20 %3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3 E%20%3E%20%3E)
Il leur demande à chacun de venir vite le voir.... (http://ma-planete.com/account/submit/blaguesadd-site/Le%20pape,%20sentant%20sa%20derni%C3%A8re%20heure% 20arriv%C3%A9e,%20envoie%20une%20invitation%20%C3% A0%20Hollande%20et%20%C3%A0%20Sarkozy.%20Il%20leur %20demande%20%C3%A0%20chacun%20de%20venir%20vite%2 0le%20voir....%20%20%20%20%20D%C3%A8s%20leur%20arr iv%C3%A9e,%20on%20les%20conduit%20dans%20la%20cham bre%20o%C3%B9%20repose%20le%20Pape%20et%20on%20les %20fait%20asseoir%20de%20chaque%20c%C3%B4t%C3%A9%2 0du%20lit.%20%20Le%20Pape%20leur%20lance%20un%20re gard%20intense,%20sourit,%20puis%20regarde%20au%20 plafond.%20%20Pendant%20un%20certain%20temps,%20ni %20Hollande,%20ni%20Sarkozy%20ne%20disent%20un%20m ot.%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3 E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20I ls%20semblent%20touch%C3%A9s%20que%20le%20Pape%20a it%20pu%20penser%20%C3%A0%20eux%20sur%20son%20lit% 20de%20mort...tout%20en%20%C3%A9tant%20tr%C3%A8s%2 0intrigu%C3%A9s..%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20 %3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3 E%20%3E%20%20%20%20Finalement,%20Sarkozy%20,%20n'e n%20pouvant%20plus,%20demande%20au%20Pape%20:%20%3 E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E% 20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20Votre%20S aintet%C3%A9%20!%20Pourquoi%20sommes-nous%20l%C3%A0%20?%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%2 0%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20% 3E%20%3E%20%20Le%20Pape,%20rassemblant%20ses%20der ni%E8res%20forces,%20lui%20r%E9pond%20tr%E8s%20fai blement%20:%20%20-%20J%E9sus%20est%20mort...%20entre%202%20voleurs.. .%20Je%20veux%20faire%20pareil..%20%20%20%3E%20%3E %20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%2 0%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E% 20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20 %3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20%20%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%2 0%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20% 3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20 %3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3 E%20%3E%20%3E)
Dès leur arrivée, (http://ma-planete.com/account/submit/blaguesadd-site/Le%20pape,%20sentant%20sa%20derni%C3%A8re%20heure% 20arriv%C3%A9e,%20envoie%20une%20invitation%20%C3% A0%20Hollande%20et%20%C3%A0%20Sarkozy.%20Il%20leur %20demande%20%C3%A0%20chacun%20de%20venir%20vite%2 0le%20voir....%20%20%20%20%20D%C3%A8s%20leur%20arr iv%C3%A9e,%20on%20les%20conduit%20dans%20la%20cham bre%20o%C3%B9%20repose%20le%20Pape%20et%20on%20les %20fait%20asseoir%20de%20chaque%20c%C3%B4t%C3%A9%2 0du%20lit.%20%20Le%20Pape%20leur%20lance%20un%20re gard%20intense,%20sourit,%20puis%20regarde%20au%20 plafond.%20%20Pendant%20un%20certain%20temps,%20ni %20Hollande,%20ni%20Sarkozy%20ne%20disent%20un%20m ot.%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3 E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20I ls%20semblent%20touch%C3%A9s%20que%20le%20Pape%20a it%20pu%20penser%20%C3%A0%20eux%20sur%20son%20lit% 20de%20mort...tout%20en%20%C3%A9tant%20tr%C3%A8s%2 0intrigu%C3%A9s..%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20 %3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3 E%20%3E%20%20%20%20Finalement,%20Sarkozy%20,%20n'e n%20pouvant%20plus,%20demande%20au%20Pape%20:%20%3 E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E% 20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20Votre%20S aintet%C3%A9%20!%20Pourquoi%20sommes-nous%20l%C3%A0%20?%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%2 0%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20% 3E%20%3E%20%20Le%20Pape,%20rassemblant%20ses%20der ni%E8res%20forces,%20lui%20r%E9pond%20tr%E8s%20fai blement%20:%20%20-%20J%E9sus%20est%20mort...%20entre%202%20voleurs.. .%20Je%20veux%20faire%20pareil..%20%20%20%3E%20%3E %20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%2 0%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E% 20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20 %3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20%20%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%2 0%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20% 3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20 %3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3 E%20%3E%20%3E)
on les conduit dans la chambre (http://ma-planete.com/account/submit/blaguesadd-site/Le%20pape,%20sentant%20sa%20derni%C3%A8re%20heure% 20arriv%C3%A9e,%20envoie%20une%20invitation%20%C3% A0%20Hollande%20et%20%C3%A0%20Sarkozy.%20Il%20leur %20demande%20%C3%A0%20chacun%20de%20venir%20vite%2 0le%20voir....%20%20%20%20%20D%C3%A8s%20leur%20arr iv%C3%A9e,%20on%20les%20conduit%20dans%20la%20cham bre%20o%C3%B9%20repose%20le%20Pape%20et%20on%20les %20fait%20asseoir%20de%20chaque%20c%C3%B4t%C3%A9%2 0du%20lit.%20%20Le%20Pape%20leur%20lance%20un%20re gard%20intense,%20sourit,%20puis%20regarde%20au%20 plafond.%20%20Pendant%20un%20certain%20temps,%20ni %20Hollande,%20ni%20Sarkozy%20ne%20disent%20un%20m ot.%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3 E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20I ls%20semblent%20touch%C3%A9s%20que%20le%20Pape%20a it%20pu%20penser%20%C3%A0%20eux%20sur%20son%20lit% 20de%20mort...tout%20en%20%C3%A9tant%20tr%C3%A8s%2 0intrigu%C3%A9s..%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20 %3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3 E%20%3E%20%20%20%20Finalement,%20Sarkozy%20,%20n'e n%20pouvant%20plus,%20demande%20au%20Pape%20:%20%3 E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E% 20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20Votre%20S aintet%C3%A9%20!%20Pourquoi%20sommes-nous%20l%C3%A0%20?%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%2 0%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20% 3E%20%3E%20%20Le%20Pape,%20rassemblant%20ses%20der ni%E8res%20forces,%20lui%20r%E9pond%20tr%E8s%20fai blement%20:%20%20-%20J%E9sus%20est%20mort...%20entre%202%20voleurs.. .%20Je%20veux%20faire%20pareil..%20%20%20%3E%20%3E %20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%2 0%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E% 20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20 %3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20%20%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%2 0%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20% 3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20 %3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3 E%20%3E%20%3E)
où repose le Pape et on les fait asseoir de chaque côté du lit. (http://ma-planete.com/account/submit/blaguesadd-site/Le%20pape,%20sentant%20sa%20derni%C3%A8re%20heure% 20arriv%C3%A9e,%20envoie%20une%20invitation%20%C3% A0%20Hollande%20et%20%C3%A0%20Sarkozy.%20Il%20leur %20demande%20%C3%A0%20chacun%20de%20venir%20vite%2 0le%20voir....%20%20%20%20%20D%C3%A8s%20leur%20arr iv%C3%A9e,%20on%20les%20conduit%20dans%20la%20cham bre%20o%C3%B9%20repose%20le%20Pape%20et%20on%20les %20fait%20asseoir%20de%20chaque%20c%C3%B4t%C3%A9%2 0du%20lit.%20%20Le%20Pape%20leur%20lance%20un%20re gard%20intense,%20sourit,%20puis%20regarde%20au%20 plafond.%20%20Pendant%20un%20certain%20temps,%20ni %20Hollande,%20ni%20Sarkozy%20ne%20disent%20un%20m ot.%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3 E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20I ls%20semblent%20touch%C3%A9s%20que%20le%20Pape%20a it%20pu%20penser%20%C3%A0%20eux%20sur%20son%20lit% 20de%20mort...tout%20en%20%C3%A9tant%20tr%C3%A8s%2 0intrigu%C3%A9s..%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20 %3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3 E%20%3E%20%20%20%20Finalement,%20Sarkozy%20,%20n'e n%20pouvant%20plus,%20demande%20au%20Pape%20:%20%3 E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E% 20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20Votre%20S aintet%C3%A9%20!%20Pourquoi%20sommes-nous%20l%C3%A0%20?%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%2 0%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20% 3E%20%3E%20%20Le%20Pape,%20rassemblant%20ses%20der ni%E8res%20forces,%20lui%20r%E9pond%20tr%E8s%20fai blement%20:%20%20-%20J%E9sus%20est%20mort...%20entre%202%20voleurs.. .%20Je%20veux%20faire%20pareil..%20%20%20%3E%20%3E %20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%2 0%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E% 20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20 %3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20%20%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%2 0%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20% 3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20 %3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3 E%20%3E%20%3E)
Le Pape leur lance un regard intense, (http://ma-planete.com/account/submit/blaguesadd-site/Le%20pape,%20sentant%20sa%20derni%C3%A8re%20heure% 20arriv%C3%A9e,%20envoie%20une%20invitation%20%C3% A0%20Hollande%20et%20%C3%A0%20Sarkozy.%20Il%20leur %20demande%20%C3%A0%20chacun%20de%20venir%20vite%2 0le%20voir....%20%20%20%20%20D%C3%A8s%20leur%20arr iv%C3%A9e,%20on%20les%20conduit%20dans%20la%20cham bre%20o%C3%B9%20repose%20le%20Pape%20et%20on%20les %20fait%20asseoir%20de%20chaque%20c%C3%B4t%C3%A9%2 0du%20lit.%20%20Le%20Pape%20leur%20lance%20un%20re gard%20intense,%20sourit,%20puis%20regarde%20au%20 plafond.%20%20Pendant%20un%20certain%20temps,%20ni %20Hollande,%20ni%20Sarkozy%20ne%20disent%20un%20m ot.%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3 E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20I ls%20semblent%20touch%C3%A9s%20que%20le%20Pape%20a it%20pu%20penser%20%C3%A0%20eux%20sur%20son%20lit% 20de%20mort...tout%20en%20%C3%A9tant%20tr%C3%A8s%2 0intrigu%C3%A9s..%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20 %3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3 E%20%3E%20%20%20%20Finalement,%20Sarkozy%20,%20n'e n%20pouvant%20plus,%20demande%20au%20Pape%20:%20%3 E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E% 20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20Votre%20S aintet%C3%A9%20!%20Pourquoi%20sommes-nous%20l%C3%A0%20?%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%2 0%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20% 3E%20%3E%20%20Le%20Pape,%20rassemblant%20ses%20der ni%E8res%20forces,%20lui%20r%E9pond%20tr%E8s%20fai blement%20:%20%20-%20J%E9sus%20est%20mort...%20entre%202%20voleurs.. .%20Je%20veux%20faire%20pareil..%20%20%20%3E%20%3E %20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%2 0%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E% 20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20 %3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20%20%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%2 0%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20% 3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20 %3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3 E%20%3E%20%3E)
sourit, puis regarde au plafond. (http://ma-planete.com/account/submit/blaguesadd-site/Le%20pape,%20sentant%20sa%20derni%C3%A8re%20heure% 20arriv%C3%A9e,%20envoie%20une%20invitation%20%C3% A0%20Hollande%20et%20%C3%A0%20Sarkozy.%20Il%20leur %20demande%20%C3%A0%20chacun%20de%20venir%20vite%2 0le%20voir....%20%20%20%20%20D%C3%A8s%20leur%20arr iv%C3%A9e,%20on%20les%20conduit%20dans%20la%20cham bre%20o%C3%B9%20repose%20le%20Pape%20et%20on%20les %20fait%20asseoir%20de%20chaque%20c%C3%B4t%C3%A9%2 0du%20lit.%20%20Le%20Pape%20leur%20lance%20un%20re gard%20intense,%20sourit,%20puis%20regarde%20au%20 plafond.%20%20Pendant%20un%20certain%20temps,%20ni %20Hollande,%20ni%20Sarkozy%20ne%20disent%20un%20m ot.%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3 E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20I ls%20semblent%20touch%C3%A9s%20que%20le%20Pape%20a it%20pu%20penser%20%C3%A0%20eux%20sur%20son%20lit% 20de%20mort...tout%20en%20%C3%A9tant%20tr%C3%A8s%2 0intrigu%C3%A9s..%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20 %3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3 E%20%3E%20%20%20%20Finalement,%20Sarkozy%20,%20n'e n%20pouvant%20plus,%20demande%20au%20Pape%20:%20%3 E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E% 20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20Votre%20S aintet%C3%A9%20!%20Pourquoi%20sommes-nous%20l%C3%A0%20?%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%2 0%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20% 3E%20%3E%20%20Le%20Pape,%20rassemblant%20ses%20der ni%E8res%20forces,%20lui%20r%E9pond%20tr%E8s%20fai blement%20:%20%20-%20J%E9sus%20est%20mort...%20entre%202%20voleurs.. .%20Je%20veux%20faire%20pareil..%20%20%20%3E%20%3E %20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%2 0%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E% 20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20 %3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20%20%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%2 0%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20% 3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20 %3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3 E%20%3E%20%3E)
Pendant un certain temps, (http://ma-planete.com/account/submit/blaguesadd-site/Le%20pape,%20sentant%20sa%20derni%C3%A8re%20heure% 20arriv%C3%A9e,%20envoie%20une%20invitation%20%C3% A0%20Hollande%20et%20%C3%A0%20Sarkozy.%20Il%20leur %20demande%20%C3%A0%20chacun%20de%20venir%20vite%2 0le%20voir....%20%20%20%20%20D%C3%A8s%20leur%20arr iv%C3%A9e,%20on%20les%20conduit%20dans%20la%20cham bre%20o%C3%B9%20repose%20le%20Pape%20et%20on%20les %20fait%20asseoir%20de%20chaque%20c%C3%B4t%C3%A9%2 0du%20lit.%20%20Le%20Pape%20leur%20lance%20un%20re gard%20intense,%20sourit,%20puis%20regarde%20au%20 plafond.%20%20Pendant%20un%20certain%20temps,%20ni %20Hollande,%20ni%20Sarkozy%20ne%20disent%20un%20m ot.%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3 E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20I ls%20semblent%20touch%C3%A9s%20que%20le%20Pape%20a it%20pu%20penser%20%C3%A0%20eux%20sur%20son%20lit% 20de%20mort...tout%20en%20%C3%A9tant%20tr%C3%A8s%2 0intrigu%C3%A9s..%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20 %3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3 E%20%3E%20%20%20%20Finalement,%20Sarkozy%20,%20n'e n%20pouvant%20plus,%20demande%20au%20Pape%20:%20%3 E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E% 20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20Votre%20S aintet%C3%A9%20!%20Pourquoi%20sommes-nous%20l%C3%A0%20?%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%2 0%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20% 3E%20%3E%20%20Le%20Pape,%20rassemblant%20ses%20der ni%E8res%20forces,%20lui%20r%E9pond%20tr%E8s%20fai blement%20:%20%20-%20J%E9sus%20est%20mort...%20entre%202%20voleurs.. .%20Je%20veux%20faire%20pareil..%20%20%20%3E%20%3E %20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%2 0%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E% 20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20 %3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20%20%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%2 0%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20% 3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20 %3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3 E%20%3E%20%3E)
ni Hollande, ni Sarkozy ne disent un mot. (http://ma-planete.com/account/submit/blaguesadd-site/Le%20pape,%20sentant%20sa%20derni%C3%A8re%20heure% 20arriv%C3%A9e,%20envoie%20une%20invitation%20%C3% A0%20Hollande%20et%20%C3%A0%20Sarkozy.%20Il%20leur %20demande%20%C3%A0%20chacun%20de%20venir%20vite%2 0le%20voir....%20%20%20%20%20D%C3%A8s%20leur%20arr iv%C3%A9e,%20on%20les%20conduit%20dans%20la%20cham bre%20o%C3%B9%20repose%20le%20Pape%20et%20on%20les %20fait%20asseoir%20de%20chaque%20c%C3%B4t%C3%A9%2 0du%20lit.%20%20Le%20Pape%20leur%20lance%20un%20re gard%20intense,%20sourit,%20puis%20regarde%20au%20 plafond.%20%20Pendant%20un%20certain%20temps,%20ni %20Hollande,%20ni%20Sarkozy%20ne%20disent%20un%20m ot.%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3 E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20I ls%20semblent%20touch%C3%A9s%20que%20le%20Pape%20a it%20pu%20penser%20%C3%A0%20eux%20sur%20son%20lit% 20de%20mort...tout%20en%20%C3%A9tant%20tr%C3%A8s%2 0intrigu%C3%A9s..%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20 %3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3 E%20%3E%20%20%20%20Finalement,%20Sarkozy%20,%20n'e n%20pouvant%20plus,%20demande%20au%20Pape%20:%20%3 E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E% 20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20Votre%20S aintet%C3%A9%20!%20Pourquoi%20sommes-nous%20l%C3%A0%20?%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%2 0%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20% 3E%20%3E%20%20Le%20Pape,%20rassemblant%20ses%20der ni%E8res%20forces,%20lui%20r%E9pond%20tr%E8s%20fai blement%20:%20%20-%20J%E9sus%20est%20mort...%20entre%202%20voleurs.. .%20Je%20veux%20faire%20pareil..%20%20%20%3E%20%3E %20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%2 0%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E% 20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20 %3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20%20%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%2 0%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20% 3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20 %3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3 E%20%3E%20%3E)
Ils semblent touchés que le Pape (http://ma-planete.com/account/submit/blaguesadd-site/Le%20pape,%20sentant%20sa%20derni%C3%A8re%20heure% 20arriv%C3%A9e,%20envoie%20une%20invitation%20%C3% A0%20Hollande%20et%20%C3%A0%20Sarkozy.%20Il%20leur %20demande%20%C3%A0%20chacun%20de%20venir%20vite%2 0le%20voir....%20%20%20%20%20D%C3%A8s%20leur%20arr iv%C3%A9e,%20on%20les%20conduit%20dans%20la%20cham bre%20o%C3%B9%20repose%20le%20Pape%20et%20on%20les %20fait%20asseoir%20de%20chaque%20c%C3%B4t%C3%A9%2 0du%20lit.%20%20Le%20Pape%20leur%20lance%20un%20re gard%20intense,%20sourit,%20puis%20regarde%20au%20 plafond.%20%20Pendant%20un%20certain%20temps,%20ni %20Hollande,%20ni%20Sarkozy%20ne%20disent%20un%20m ot.%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3 E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20I ls%20semblent%20touch%C3%A9s%20que%20le%20Pape%20a it%20pu%20penser%20%C3%A0%20eux%20sur%20son%20lit% 20de%20mort...tout%20en%20%C3%A9tant%20tr%C3%A8s%2 0intrigu%C3%A9s..%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20 %3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3 E%20%3E%20%20%20%20Finalement,%20Sarkozy%20,%20n'e n%20pouvant%20plus,%20demande%20au%20Pape%20:%20%3 E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E% 20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20Votre%20S aintet%C3%A9%20!%20Pourquoi%20sommes-nous%20l%C3%A0%20?%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%2 0%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20% 3E%20%3E%20%20Le%20Pape,%20rassemblant%20ses%20der ni%E8res%20forces,%20lui%20r%E9pond%20tr%E8s%20fai blement%20:%20%20-%20J%E9sus%20est%20mort...%20entre%202%20voleurs.. .%20Je%20veux%20faire%20pareil..%20%20%20%3E%20%3E %20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%2 0%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E% 20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20 %3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20%20%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%2 0%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20% 3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20 %3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3 E%20%3E%20%3E)
ait pu penser à eux sur son lit de mort... (http://ma-planete.com/account/submit/blaguesadd-site/Le%20pape,%20sentant%20sa%20derni%C3%A8re%20heure% 20arriv%C3%A9e,%20envoie%20une%20invitation%20%C3% A0%20Hollande%20et%20%C3%A0%20Sarkozy.%20Il%20leur %20demande%20%C3%A0%20chacun%20de%20venir%20vite%2 0le%20voir....%20%20%20%20%20D%C3%A8s%20leur%20arr iv%C3%A9e,%20on%20les%20conduit%20dans%20la%20cham bre%20o%C3%B9%20repose%20le%20Pape%20et%20on%20les %20fait%20asseoir%20de%20chaque%20c%C3%B4t%C3%A9%2 0du%20lit.%20%20Le%20Pape%20leur%20lance%20un%20re gard%20intense,%20sourit,%20puis%20regarde%20au%20 plafond.%20%20Pendant%20un%20certain%20temps,%20ni %20Hollande,%20ni%20Sarkozy%20ne%20disent%20un%20m ot.%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3 E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20I ls%20semblent%20touch%C3%A9s%20que%20le%20Pape%20a it%20pu%20penser%20%C3%A0%20eux%20sur%20son%20lit% 20de%20mort...tout%20en%20%C3%A9tant%20tr%C3%A8s%2 0intrigu%C3%A9s..%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20 %3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3 E%20%3E%20%20%20%20Finalement,%20Sarkozy%20,%20n'e n%20pouvant%20plus,%20demande%20au%20Pape%20:%20%3 E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E% 20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20Votre%20S aintet%C3%A9%20!%20Pourquoi%20sommes-nous%20l%C3%A0%20?%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%2 0%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20% 3E%20%3E%20%20Le%20Pape,%20rassemblant%20ses%20der ni%E8res%20forces,%20lui%20r%E9pond%20tr%E8s%20fai blement%20:%20%20-%20J%E9sus%20est%20mort...%20entre%202%20voleurs.. .%20Je%20veux%20faire%20pareil..%20%20%20%3E%20%3E %20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%2 0%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E% 20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20 %3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20%20%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%2 0%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20% 3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20 %3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3 E%20%3E%20%3E)
tout en étant très intrigués.. (http://ma-planete.com/account/submit/blaguesadd-site/Le%20pape,%20sentant%20sa%20derni%C3%A8re%20heure% 20arriv%C3%A9e,%20envoie%20une%20invitation%20%C3% A0%20Hollande%20et%20%C3%A0%20Sarkozy.%20Il%20leur %20demande%20%C3%A0%20chacun%20de%20venir%20vite%2 0le%20voir....%20%20%20%20%20D%C3%A8s%20leur%20arr iv%C3%A9e,%20on%20les%20conduit%20dans%20la%20cham bre%20o%C3%B9%20repose%20le%20Pape%20et%20on%20les %20fait%20asseoir%20de%20chaque%20c%C3%B4t%C3%A9%2 0du%20lit.%20%20Le%20Pape%20leur%20lance%20un%20re gard%20intense,%20sourit,%20puis%20regarde%20au%20 plafond.%20%20Pendant%20un%20certain%20temps,%20ni %20Hollande,%20ni%20Sarkozy%20ne%20disent%20un%20m ot.%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3 E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20I ls%20semblent%20touch%C3%A9s%20que%20le%20Pape%20a it%20pu%20penser%20%C3%A0%20eux%20sur%20son%20lit% 20de%20mort...tout%20en%20%C3%A9tant%20tr%C3%A8s%2 0intrigu%C3%A9s..%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20 %3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3 E%20%3E%20%20%20%20Finalement,%20Sarkozy%20,%20n'e n%20pouvant%20plus,%20demande%20au%20Pape%20:%20%3 E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E% 20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20Votre%20S aintet%C3%A9%20!%20Pourquoi%20sommes-nous%20l%C3%A0%20?%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%2 0%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20% 3E%20%3E%20%20Le%20Pape,%20rassemblant%20ses%20der ni%E8res%20forces,%20lui%20r%E9pond%20tr%E8s%20fai blement%20:%20%20-%20J%E9sus%20est%20mort...%20entre%202%20voleurs.. .%20Je%20veux%20faire%20pareil..%20%20%20%3E%20%3E %20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%2 0%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E% 20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20 %3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20%20%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%2 0%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20% 3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20 %3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3 E%20%3E%20%3E)
Finalement, Sarkozy , n'en pouvant plus, (http://ma-planete.com/account/submit/blaguesadd-site/Le%20pape,%20sentant%20sa%20derni%C3%A8re%20heure% 20arriv%C3%A9e,%20envoie%20une%20invitation%20%C3% A0%20Hollande%20et%20%C3%A0%20Sarkozy.%20Il%20leur %20demande%20%C3%A0%20chacun%20de%20venir%20vite%2 0le%20voir....%20%20%20%20%20D%C3%A8s%20leur%20arr iv%C3%A9e,%20on%20les%20conduit%20dans%20la%20cham bre%20o%C3%B9%20repose%20le%20Pape%20et%20on%20les %20fait%20asseoir%20de%20chaque%20c%C3%B4t%C3%A9%2 0du%20lit.%20%20Le%20Pape%20leur%20lance%20un%20re gard%20intense,%20sourit,%20puis%20regarde%20au%20 plafond.%20%20Pendant%20un%20certain%20temps,%20ni %20Hollande,%20ni%20Sarkozy%20ne%20disent%20un%20m ot.%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3 E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20I ls%20semblent%20touch%C3%A9s%20que%20le%20Pape%20a it%20pu%20penser%20%C3%A0%20eux%20sur%20son%20lit% 20de%20mort...tout%20en%20%C3%A9tant%20tr%C3%A8s%2 0intrigu%C3%A9s..%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20 %3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3 E%20%3E%20%20%20%20Finalement,%20Sarkozy%20,%20n'e n%20pouvant%20plus,%20demande%20au%20Pape%20:%20%3 E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E% 20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20Votre%20S aintet%C3%A9%20!%20Pourquoi%20sommes-nous%20l%C3%A0%20?%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%2 0%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20% 3E%20%3E%20%20Le%20Pape,%20rassemblant%20ses%20der ni%E8res%20forces,%20lui%20r%E9pond%20tr%E8s%20fai blement%20:%20%20-%20J%E9sus%20est%20mort...%20entre%202%20voleurs.. .%20Je%20veux%20faire%20pareil..%20%20%20%3E%20%3E %20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%2 0%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E% 20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20 %3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20%20%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%2 0%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20% 3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20 %3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3 E%20%3E%20%3E)
demande au Pape : (http://ma-planete.com/account/submit/blaguesadd-site/Le%20pape,%20sentant%20sa%20derni%C3%A8re%20heure% 20arriv%C3%A9e,%20envoie%20une%20invitation%20%C3% A0%20Hollande%20et%20%C3%A0%20Sarkozy.%20Il%20leur %20demande%20%C3%A0%20chacun%20de%20venir%20vite%2 0le%20voir....%20%20%20%20%20D%C3%A8s%20leur%20arr iv%C3%A9e,%20on%20les%20conduit%20dans%20la%20cham bre%20o%C3%B9%20repose%20le%20Pape%20et%20on%20les %20fait%20asseoir%20de%20chaque%20c%C3%B4t%C3%A9%2 0du%20lit.%20%20Le%20Pape%20leur%20lance%20un%20re gard%20intense,%20sourit,%20puis%20regarde%20au%20 plafond.%20%20Pendant%20un%20certain%20temps,%20ni %20Hollande,%20ni%20Sarkozy%20ne%20disent%20un%20m ot.%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3 E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20I ls%20semblent%20touch%C3%A9s%20que%20le%20Pape%20a it%20pu%20penser%20%C3%A0%20eux%20sur%20son%20lit% 20de%20mort...tout%20en%20%C3%A9tant%20tr%C3%A8s%2 0intrigu%C3%A9s..%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20 %3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3 E%20%3E%20%20%20%20Finalement,%20Sarkozy%20,%20n'e n%20pouvant%20plus,%20demande%20au%20Pape%20:%20%3 E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E% 20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20Votre%20S aintet%C3%A9%20!%20Pourquoi%20sommes-nous%20l%C3%A0%20?%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%2 0%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20% 3E%20%3E%20%20Le%20Pape,%20rassemblant%20ses%20der ni%E8res%20forces,%20lui%20r%E9pond%20tr%E8s%20fai blement%20:%20%20-%20J%E9sus%20est%20mort...%20entre%202%20voleurs.. .%20Je%20veux%20faire%20pareil..%20%20%20%3E%20%3E %20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%2 0%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E% 20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20 %3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20%20%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%2 0%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20% 3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20 %3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3 E%20%3E%20%3E)
Votre Sainteté ! Pourquoi sommes-nous là ? (http://ma-planete.com/account/submit/blaguesadd-site/Le%20pape,%20sentant%20sa%20derni%C3%A8re%20heure% 20arriv%C3%A9e,%20envoie%20une%20invitation%20%C3% A0%20Hollande%20et%20%C3%A0%20Sarkozy.%20Il%20leur %20demande%20%C3%A0%20chacun%20de%20venir%20vite%2 0le%20voir....%20%20%20%20%20D%C3%A8s%20leur%20arr iv%C3%A9e,%20on%20les%20conduit%20dans%20la%20cham bre%20o%C3%B9%20repose%20le%20Pape%20et%20on%20les %20fait%20asseoir%20de%20chaque%20c%C3%B4t%C3%A9%2 0du%20lit.%20%20Le%20Pape%20leur%20lance%20un%20re gard%20intense,%20sourit,%20puis%20regarde%20au%20 plafond.%20%20Pendant%20un%20certain%20temps,%20ni %20Hollande,%20ni%20Sarkozy%20ne%20disent%20un%20m ot.%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3 E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20I ls%20semblent%20touch%C3%A9s%20que%20le%20Pape%20a it%20pu%20penser%20%C3%A0%20eux%20sur%20son%20lit% 20de%20mort...tout%20en%20%C3%A9tant%20tr%C3%A8s%2 0intrigu%C3%A9s..%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20 %3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3 E%20%3E%20%20%20%20Finalement,%20Sarkozy%20,%20n'e n%20pouvant%20plus,%20demande%20au%20Pape%20:%20%3 E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E% 20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20Votre%20S aintet%C3%A9%20!%20Pourquoi%20sommes-nous%20l%C3%A0%20?%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%2 0%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20% 3E%20%3E%20%20Le%20Pape,%20rassemblant%20ses%20der ni%E8res%20forces,%20lui%20r%E9pond%20tr%E8s%20fai blement%20:%20%20-%20J%E9sus%20est%20mort...%20entre%202%20voleurs.. .%20Je%20veux%20faire%20pareil..%20%20%20%3E%20%3E %20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%2 0%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E% 20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20 %3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20%20%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%2 0%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20% 3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20 %3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3 E%20%3E%20%3E)
Le Pape, rassemblant ses dernières forces, (http://ma-planete.com/account/submit/blaguesadd-site/Le%20pape,%20sentant%20sa%20derni%C3%A8re%20heure% 20arriv%C3%A9e,%20envoie%20une%20invitation%20%C3% A0%20Hollande%20et%20%C3%A0%20Sarkozy.%20Il%20leur %20demande%20%C3%A0%20chacun%20de%20venir%20vite%2 0le%20voir....%20%20%20%20%20D%C3%A8s%20leur%20arr iv%C3%A9e,%20on%20les%20conduit%20dans%20la%20cham bre%20o%C3%B9%20repose%20le%20Pape%20et%20on%20les %20fait%20asseoir%20de%20chaque%20c%C3%B4t%C3%A9%2 0du%20lit.%20%20Le%20Pape%20leur%20lance%20un%20re gard%20intense,%20sourit,%20puis%20regarde%20au%20 plafond.%20%20Pendant%20un%20certain%20temps,%20ni %20Hollande,%20ni%20Sarkozy%20ne%20disent%20un%20m ot.%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3 E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20I ls%20semblent%20touch%C3%A9s%20que%20le%20Pape%20a it%20pu%20penser%20%C3%A0%20eux%20sur%20son%20lit% 20de%20mort...tout%20en%20%C3%A9tant%20tr%C3%A8s%2 0intrigu%C3%A9s..%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20 %3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3 E%20%3E%20%20%20%20Finalement,%20Sarkozy%20,%20n'e n%20pouvant%20plus,%20demande%20au%20Pape%20:%20%3 E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E% 20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20Votre%20S aintet%C3%A9%20!%20Pourquoi%20sommes-nous%20l%C3%A0%20?%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%2 0%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20% 3E%20%3E%20%20Le%20Pape,%20rassemblant%20ses%20der ni%E8res%20forces,%20lui%20r%E9pond%20tr%E8s%20fai blement%20:%20%20-%20J%E9sus%20est%20mort...%20entre%202%20voleurs.. .%20Je%20veux%20faire%20pareil..%20%20%20%3E%20%3E %20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%2 0%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E% 20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20 %3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20%20%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%2 0%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20% 3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20 %3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3 E%20%3E%20%3E)
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entre 2 voleurs... (http://ma-planete.com/account/submit/blaguesadd-site/Le%20pape,%20sentant%20sa%20derni%C3%A8re%20heure% 20arriv%C3%A9e,%20envoie%20une%20invitation%20%C3% A0%20Hollande%20et%20%C3%A0%20Sarkozy.%20Il%20leur %20demande%20%C3%A0%20chacun%20de%20venir%20vite%2 0le%20voir....%20%20%20%20%20D%C3%A8s%20leur%20arr iv%C3%A9e,%20on%20les%20conduit%20dans%20la%20cham bre%20o%C3%B9%20repose%20le%20Pape%20et%20on%20les %20fait%20asseoir%20de%20chaque%20c%C3%B4t%C3%A9%2 0du%20lit.%20%20Le%20Pape%20leur%20lance%20un%20re gard%20intense,%20sourit,%20puis%20regarde%20au%20 plafond.%20%20Pendant%20un%20certain%20temps,%20ni %20Hollande,%20ni%20Sarkozy%20ne%20disent%20un%20m ot.%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3 E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20I ls%20semblent%20touch%C3%A9s%20que%20le%20Pape%20a it%20pu%20penser%20%C3%A0%20eux%20sur%20son%20lit% 20de%20mort...tout%20en%20%C3%A9tant%20tr%C3%A8s%2 0intrigu%C3%A9s..%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20 %3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3 E%20%3E%20%20%20%20Finalement,%20Sarkozy%20,%20n'e n%20pouvant%20plus,%20demande%20au%20Pape%20:%20%3 E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E% 20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20Votre%20S aintet%C3%A9%20!%20Pourquoi%20sommes-nous%20l%C3%A0%20?%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%2 0%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20% 3E%20%3E%20%20Le%20Pape,%20rassemblant%20ses%20der ni%E8res%20forces,%20lui%20r%E9pond%20tr%E8s%20fai blement%20:%20%20-%20J%E9sus%20est%20mort...%20entre%202%20voleurs.. .%20Je%20veux%20faire%20pareil..%20%20%20%3E%20%3E %20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%2 0%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E% 20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20 %3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20%20%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%2 0%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20% 3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20 %3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3 E%20%3E%20%3E)
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envoie une invitation à Hollande et à Sarkozy. (http://ma-planete.com/account/submit/blaguesadd-site/Le%20pape,%20sentant%20sa%20derni%C3%A8re%20heure% 20arriv%C3%A9e,%20envoie%20une%20invitation%20%C3% A0%20Hollande%20et%20%C3%A0%20Sarkozy.%20Il%20leur %20demande%20%C3%A0%20chacun%20de%20venir%20vite%2 0le%20voir....%20%20%20%20%20D%C3%A8s%20leur%20arr iv%C3%A9e,%20on%20les%20conduit%20dans%20la%20cham bre%20o%C3%B9%20repose%20le%20Pape%20et%20on%20les %20fait%20asseoir%20de%20chaque%20c%C3%B4t%C3%A9%2 0du%20lit.%20%20Le%20Pape%20leur%20lance%20un%20re gard%20intense,%20sourit,%20puis%20regarde%20au%20 plafond.%20%20Pendant%20un%20certain%20temps,%20ni %20Hollande,%20ni%20Sarkozy%20ne%20disent%20un%20m ot.%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3 E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20I ls%20semblent%20touch%C3%A9s%20que%20le%20Pape%20a it%20pu%20penser%20%C3%A0%20eux%20sur%20son%20lit% 20de%20mort...tout%20en%20%C3%A9tant%20tr%C3%A8s%2 0intrigu%C3%A9s..%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20 %3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3 E%20%3E%20%20%20%20Finalement,%20Sarkozy%20,%20n'e n%20pouvant%20plus,%20demande%20au%20Pape%20:%20%3 E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E% 20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20Votre%20S aintet%C3%A9%20!%20Pourquoi%20sommes-nous%20l%C3%A0%20?%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%2 0%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20% 3E%20%3E%20%20Le%20Pape,%20rassemblant%20ses%20der ni%E8res%20forces,%20lui%20r%E9pond%20tr%E8s%20fai blement%20:%20%20-%20J%E9sus%20est%20mort...%20entre%202%20voleurs.. .%20Je%20veux%20faire%20pareil..%20%20%20%3E%20%3E %20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%2 0%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E% 20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20 %3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20%20%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%2 0%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20% 3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20 %3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3 E%20%3E%20%3E)
Il leur demande à chacun de venir vite le voir.... (http://ma-planete.com/account/submit/blaguesadd-site/Le%20pape,%20sentant%20sa%20derni%C3%A8re%20heure% 20arriv%C3%A9e,%20envoie%20une%20invitation%20%C3% A0%20Hollande%20et%20%C3%A0%20Sarkozy.%20Il%20leur %20demande%20%C3%A0%20chacun%20de%20venir%20vite%2 0le%20voir....%20%20%20%20%20D%C3%A8s%20leur%20arr iv%C3%A9e,%20on%20les%20conduit%20dans%20la%20cham bre%20o%C3%B9%20repose%20le%20Pape%20et%20on%20les %20fait%20asseoir%20de%20chaque%20c%C3%B4t%C3%A9%2 0du%20lit.%20%20Le%20Pape%20leur%20lance%20un%20re gard%20intense,%20sourit,%20puis%20regarde%20au%20 plafond.%20%20Pendant%20un%20certain%20temps,%20ni %20Hollande,%20ni%20Sarkozy%20ne%20disent%20un%20m ot.%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3 E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20I ls%20semblent%20touch%C3%A9s%20que%20le%20Pape%20a it%20pu%20penser%20%C3%A0%20eux%20sur%20son%20lit% 20de%20mort...tout%20en%20%C3%A9tant%20tr%C3%A8s%2 0intrigu%C3%A9s..%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20 %3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3 E%20%3E%20%20%20%20Finalement,%20Sarkozy%20,%20n'e n%20pouvant%20plus,%20demande%20au%20Pape%20:%20%3 E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E% 20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20Votre%20S aintet%C3%A9%20!%20Pourquoi%20sommes-nous%20l%C3%A0%20?%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%2 0%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20% 3E%20%3E%20%20Le%20Pape,%20rassemblant%20ses%20der ni%E8res%20forces,%20lui%20r%E9pond%20tr%E8s%20fai blement%20:%20%20-%20J%E9sus%20est%20mort...%20entre%202%20voleurs.. .%20Je%20veux%20faire%20pareil..%20%20%20%3E%20%3E %20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%2 0%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E% 20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20 %3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20%20%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%2 0%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20% 3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20 %3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3 E%20%3E%20%3E)
Dès leur arrivée, (http://ma-planete.com/account/submit/blaguesadd-site/Le%20pape,%20sentant%20sa%20derni%C3%A8re%20heure% 20arriv%C3%A9e,%20envoie%20une%20invitation%20%C3% A0%20Hollande%20et%20%C3%A0%20Sarkozy.%20Il%20leur %20demande%20%C3%A0%20chacun%20de%20venir%20vite%2 0le%20voir....%20%20%20%20%20D%C3%A8s%20leur%20arr iv%C3%A9e,%20on%20les%20conduit%20dans%20la%20cham bre%20o%C3%B9%20repose%20le%20Pape%20et%20on%20les %20fait%20asseoir%20de%20chaque%20c%C3%B4t%C3%A9%2 0du%20lit.%20%20Le%20Pape%20leur%20lance%20un%20re gard%20intense,%20sourit,%20puis%20regarde%20au%20 plafond.%20%20Pendant%20un%20certain%20temps,%20ni %20Hollande,%20ni%20Sarkozy%20ne%20disent%20un%20m ot.%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3 E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20I ls%20semblent%20touch%C3%A9s%20que%20le%20Pape%20a it%20pu%20penser%20%C3%A0%20eux%20sur%20son%20lit% 20de%20mort...tout%20en%20%C3%A9tant%20tr%C3%A8s%2 0intrigu%C3%A9s..%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20 %3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3 E%20%3E%20%20%20%20Finalement,%20Sarkozy%20,%20n'e n%20pouvant%20plus,%20demande%20au%20Pape%20:%20%3 E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E% 20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20Votre%20S aintet%C3%A9%20!%20Pourquoi%20sommes-nous%20l%C3%A0%20?%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%2 0%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20% 3E%20%3E%20%20Le%20Pape,%20rassemblant%20ses%20der ni%E8res%20forces,%20lui%20r%E9pond%20tr%E8s%20fai blement%20:%20%20-%20J%E9sus%20est%20mort...%20entre%202%20voleurs.. .%20Je%20veux%20faire%20pareil..%20%20%20%3E%20%3E %20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%2 0%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E% 20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20 %3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20%20%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%2 0%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20% 3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20 %3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3 E%20%3E%20%3E)
on les conduit dans la chambre (http://ma-planete.com/account/submit/blaguesadd-site/Le%20pape,%20sentant%20sa%20derni%C3%A8re%20heure% 20arriv%C3%A9e,%20envoie%20une%20invitation%20%C3% A0%20Hollande%20et%20%C3%A0%20Sarkozy.%20Il%20leur %20demande%20%C3%A0%20chacun%20de%20venir%20vite%2 0le%20voir....%20%20%20%20%20D%C3%A8s%20leur%20arr iv%C3%A9e,%20on%20les%20conduit%20dans%20la%20cham bre%20o%C3%B9%20repose%20le%20Pape%20et%20on%20les %20fait%20asseoir%20de%20chaque%20c%C3%B4t%C3%A9%2 0du%20lit.%20%20Le%20Pape%20leur%20lance%20un%20re gard%20intense,%20sourit,%20puis%20regarde%20au%20 plafond.%20%20Pendant%20un%20certain%20temps,%20ni %20Hollande,%20ni%20Sarkozy%20ne%20disent%20un%20m ot.%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3 E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20I ls%20semblent%20touch%C3%A9s%20que%20le%20Pape%20a it%20pu%20penser%20%C3%A0%20eux%20sur%20son%20lit% 20de%20mort...tout%20en%20%C3%A9tant%20tr%C3%A8s%2 0intrigu%C3%A9s..%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20 %3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3 E%20%3E%20%20%20%20Finalement,%20Sarkozy%20,%20n'e n%20pouvant%20plus,%20demande%20au%20Pape%20:%20%3 E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E% 20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20Votre%20S aintet%C3%A9%20!%20Pourquoi%20sommes-nous%20l%C3%A0%20?%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%2 0%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20% 3E%20%3E%20%20Le%20Pape,%20rassemblant%20ses%20der ni%E8res%20forces,%20lui%20r%E9pond%20tr%E8s%20fai blement%20:%20%20-%20J%E9sus%20est%20mort...%20entre%202%20voleurs.. .%20Je%20veux%20faire%20pareil..%20%20%20%3E%20%3E %20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%2 0%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E% 20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20 %3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20%20%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%2 0%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20% 3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20 %3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3 E%20%3E%20%3E)
où repose le Pape et on les fait asseoir de chaque côté du lit. (http://ma-planete.com/account/submit/blaguesadd-site/Le%20pape,%20sentant%20sa%20derni%C3%A8re%20heure% 20arriv%C3%A9e,%20envoie%20une%20invitation%20%C3% A0%20Hollande%20et%20%C3%A0%20Sarkozy.%20Il%20leur %20demande%20%C3%A0%20chacun%20de%20venir%20vite%2 0le%20voir....%20%20%20%20%20D%C3%A8s%20leur%20arr iv%C3%A9e,%20on%20les%20conduit%20dans%20la%20cham bre%20o%C3%B9%20repose%20le%20Pape%20et%20on%20les %20fait%20asseoir%20de%20chaque%20c%C3%B4t%C3%A9%2 0du%20lit.%20%20Le%20Pape%20leur%20lance%20un%20re gard%20intense,%20sourit,%20puis%20regarde%20au%20 plafond.%20%20Pendant%20un%20certain%20temps,%20ni %20Hollande,%20ni%20Sarkozy%20ne%20disent%20un%20m ot.%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3 E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20I ls%20semblent%20touch%C3%A9s%20que%20le%20Pape%20a it%20pu%20penser%20%C3%A0%20eux%20sur%20son%20lit% 20de%20mort...tout%20en%20%C3%A9tant%20tr%C3%A8s%2 0intrigu%C3%A9s..%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20 %3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3 E%20%3E%20%20%20%20Finalement,%20Sarkozy%20,%20n'e n%20pouvant%20plus,%20demande%20au%20Pape%20:%20%3 E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E% 20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20Votre%20S aintet%C3%A9%20!%20Pourquoi%20sommes-nous%20l%C3%A0%20?%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%2 0%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20% 3E%20%3E%20%20Le%20Pape,%20rassemblant%20ses%20der ni%E8res%20forces,%20lui%20r%E9pond%20tr%E8s%20fai blement%20:%20%20-%20J%E9sus%20est%20mort...%20entre%202%20voleurs.. .%20Je%20veux%20faire%20pareil..%20%20%20%3E%20%3E %20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%2 0%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E% 20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20 %3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20%20%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%2 0%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20% 3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20 %3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3 E%20%3E%20%3E)
Le Pape leur lance un regard intense, (http://ma-planete.com/account/submit/blaguesadd-site/Le%20pape,%20sentant%20sa%20derni%C3%A8re%20heure% 20arriv%C3%A9e,%20envoie%20une%20invitation%20%C3% A0%20Hollande%20et%20%C3%A0%20Sarkozy.%20Il%20leur %20demande%20%C3%A0%20chacun%20de%20venir%20vite%2 0le%20voir....%20%20%20%20%20D%C3%A8s%20leur%20arr iv%C3%A9e,%20on%20les%20conduit%20dans%20la%20cham bre%20o%C3%B9%20repose%20le%20Pape%20et%20on%20les %20fait%20asseoir%20de%20chaque%20c%C3%B4t%C3%A9%2 0du%20lit.%20%20Le%20Pape%20leur%20lance%20un%20re gard%20intense,%20sourit,%20puis%20regarde%20au%20 plafond.%20%20Pendant%20un%20certain%20temps,%20ni %20Hollande,%20ni%20Sarkozy%20ne%20disent%20un%20m ot.%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3 E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20I ls%20semblent%20touch%C3%A9s%20que%20le%20Pape%20a it%20pu%20penser%20%C3%A0%20eux%20sur%20son%20lit% 20de%20mort...tout%20en%20%C3%A9tant%20tr%C3%A8s%2 0intrigu%C3%A9s..%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20 %3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3 E%20%3E%20%20%20%20Finalement,%20Sarkozy%20,%20n'e n%20pouvant%20plus,%20demande%20au%20Pape%20:%20%3 E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E% 20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20Votre%20S aintet%C3%A9%20!%20Pourquoi%20sommes-nous%20l%C3%A0%20?%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%2 0%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20% 3E%20%3E%20%20Le%20Pape,%20rassemblant%20ses%20der ni%E8res%20forces,%20lui%20r%E9pond%20tr%E8s%20fai blement%20:%20%20-%20J%E9sus%20est%20mort...%20entre%202%20voleurs.. .%20Je%20veux%20faire%20pareil..%20%20%20%3E%20%3E %20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%2 0%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E% 20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20 %3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20%20%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%2 0%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20% 3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20 %3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3 E%20%3E%20%3E)
sourit, puis regarde au plafond. (http://ma-planete.com/account/submit/blaguesadd-site/Le%20pape,%20sentant%20sa%20derni%C3%A8re%20heure% 20arriv%C3%A9e,%20envoie%20une%20invitation%20%C3% A0%20Hollande%20et%20%C3%A0%20Sarkozy.%20Il%20leur %20demande%20%C3%A0%20chacun%20de%20venir%20vite%2 0le%20voir....%20%20%20%20%20D%C3%A8s%20leur%20arr iv%C3%A9e,%20on%20les%20conduit%20dans%20la%20cham bre%20o%C3%B9%20repose%20le%20Pape%20et%20on%20les %20fait%20asseoir%20de%20chaque%20c%C3%B4t%C3%A9%2 0du%20lit.%20%20Le%20Pape%20leur%20lance%20un%20re gard%20intense,%20sourit,%20puis%20regarde%20au%20 plafond.%20%20Pendant%20un%20certain%20temps,%20ni %20Hollande,%20ni%20Sarkozy%20ne%20disent%20un%20m ot.%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3 E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20I ls%20semblent%20touch%C3%A9s%20que%20le%20Pape%20a it%20pu%20penser%20%C3%A0%20eux%20sur%20son%20lit% 20de%20mort...tout%20en%20%C3%A9tant%20tr%C3%A8s%2 0intrigu%C3%A9s..%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20 %3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3 E%20%3E%20%20%20%20Finalement,%20Sarkozy%20,%20n'e n%20pouvant%20plus,%20demande%20au%20Pape%20:%20%3 E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E% 20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20Votre%20S aintet%C3%A9%20!%20Pourquoi%20sommes-nous%20l%C3%A0%20?%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%2 0%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20% 3E%20%3E%20%20Le%20Pape,%20rassemblant%20ses%20der ni%E8res%20forces,%20lui%20r%E9pond%20tr%E8s%20fai blement%20:%20%20-%20J%E9sus%20est%20mort...%20entre%202%20voleurs.. .%20Je%20veux%20faire%20pareil..%20%20%20%3E%20%3E %20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%2 0%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E% 20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20 %3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20%20%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%2 0%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20% 3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20 %3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3 E%20%3E%20%3E)
Pendant un certain temps, (http://ma-planete.com/account/submit/blaguesadd-site/Le%20pape,%20sentant%20sa%20derni%C3%A8re%20heure% 20arriv%C3%A9e,%20envoie%20une%20invitation%20%C3% A0%20Hollande%20et%20%C3%A0%20Sarkozy.%20Il%20leur %20demande%20%C3%A0%20chacun%20de%20venir%20vite%2 0le%20voir....%20%20%20%20%20D%C3%A8s%20leur%20arr iv%C3%A9e,%20on%20les%20conduit%20dans%20la%20cham bre%20o%C3%B9%20repose%20le%20Pape%20et%20on%20les %20fait%20asseoir%20de%20chaque%20c%C3%B4t%C3%A9%2 0du%20lit.%20%20Le%20Pape%20leur%20lance%20un%20re gard%20intense,%20sourit,%20puis%20regarde%20au%20 plafond.%20%20Pendant%20un%20certain%20temps,%20ni %20Hollande,%20ni%20Sarkozy%20ne%20disent%20un%20m ot.%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3 E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20I ls%20semblent%20touch%C3%A9s%20que%20le%20Pape%20a it%20pu%20penser%20%C3%A0%20eux%20sur%20son%20lit% 20de%20mort...tout%20en%20%C3%A9tant%20tr%C3%A8s%2 0intrigu%C3%A9s..%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20 %3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3 E%20%3E%20%20%20%20Finalement,%20Sarkozy%20,%20n'e n%20pouvant%20plus,%20demande%20au%20Pape%20:%20%3 E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E% 20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20Votre%20S aintet%C3%A9%20!%20Pourquoi%20sommes-nous%20l%C3%A0%20?%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%2 0%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20% 3E%20%3E%20%20Le%20Pape,%20rassemblant%20ses%20der ni%E8res%20forces,%20lui%20r%E9pond%20tr%E8s%20fai blement%20:%20%20-%20J%E9sus%20est%20mort...%20entre%202%20voleurs.. .%20Je%20veux%20faire%20pareil..%20%20%20%3E%20%3E %20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%2 0%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E% 20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20 %3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20%20%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%2 0%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20% 3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20 %3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3 E%20%3E%20%3E)
ni Hollande, ni Sarkozy ne disent un mot. (http://ma-planete.com/account/submit/blaguesadd-site/Le%20pape,%20sentant%20sa%20derni%C3%A8re%20heure% 20arriv%C3%A9e,%20envoie%20une%20invitation%20%C3% A0%20Hollande%20et%20%C3%A0%20Sarkozy.%20Il%20leur %20demande%20%C3%A0%20chacun%20de%20venir%20vite%2 0le%20voir....%20%20%20%20%20D%C3%A8s%20leur%20arr iv%C3%A9e,%20on%20les%20conduit%20dans%20la%20cham bre%20o%C3%B9%20repose%20le%20Pape%20et%20on%20les %20fait%20asseoir%20de%20chaque%20c%C3%B4t%C3%A9%2 0du%20lit.%20%20Le%20Pape%20leur%20lance%20un%20re gard%20intense,%20sourit,%20puis%20regarde%20au%20 plafond.%20%20Pendant%20un%20certain%20temps,%20ni %20Hollande,%20ni%20Sarkozy%20ne%20disent%20un%20m ot.%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3 E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20I ls%20semblent%20touch%C3%A9s%20que%20le%20Pape%20a it%20pu%20penser%20%C3%A0%20eux%20sur%20son%20lit% 20de%20mort...tout%20en%20%C3%A9tant%20tr%C3%A8s%2 0intrigu%C3%A9s..%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20 %3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3 E%20%3E%20%20%20%20Finalement,%20Sarkozy%20,%20n'e n%20pouvant%20plus,%20demande%20au%20Pape%20:%20%3 E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E% 20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20Votre%20S aintet%C3%A9%20!%20Pourquoi%20sommes-nous%20l%C3%A0%20?%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%2 0%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20% 3E%20%3E%20%20Le%20Pape,%20rassemblant%20ses%20der ni%E8res%20forces,%20lui%20r%E9pond%20tr%E8s%20fai blement%20:%20%20-%20J%E9sus%20est%20mort...%20entre%202%20voleurs.. .%20Je%20veux%20faire%20pareil..%20%20%20%3E%20%3E %20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%2 0%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E% 20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20 %3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20%20%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%2 0%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20% 3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20 %3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3 E%20%3E%20%3E)
Ils semblent touchés que le Pape (http://ma-planete.com/account/submit/blaguesadd-site/Le%20pape,%20sentant%20sa%20derni%C3%A8re%20heure% 20arriv%C3%A9e,%20envoie%20une%20invitation%20%C3% A0%20Hollande%20et%20%C3%A0%20Sarkozy.%20Il%20leur %20demande%20%C3%A0%20chacun%20de%20venir%20vite%2 0le%20voir....%20%20%20%20%20D%C3%A8s%20leur%20arr iv%C3%A9e,%20on%20les%20conduit%20dans%20la%20cham bre%20o%C3%B9%20repose%20le%20Pape%20et%20on%20les %20fait%20asseoir%20de%20chaque%20c%C3%B4t%C3%A9%2 0du%20lit.%20%20Le%20Pape%20leur%20lance%20un%20re gard%20intense,%20sourit,%20puis%20regarde%20au%20 plafond.%20%20Pendant%20un%20certain%20temps,%20ni %20Hollande,%20ni%20Sarkozy%20ne%20disent%20un%20m ot.%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3 E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20I ls%20semblent%20touch%C3%A9s%20que%20le%20Pape%20a it%20pu%20penser%20%C3%A0%20eux%20sur%20son%20lit% 20de%20mort...tout%20en%20%C3%A9tant%20tr%C3%A8s%2 0intrigu%C3%A9s..%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20 %3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3 E%20%3E%20%20%20%20Finalement,%20Sarkozy%20,%20n'e n%20pouvant%20plus,%20demande%20au%20Pape%20:%20%3 E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E% 20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20Votre%20S aintet%C3%A9%20!%20Pourquoi%20sommes-nous%20l%C3%A0%20?%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%2 0%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20% 3E%20%3E%20%20Le%20Pape,%20rassemblant%20ses%20der ni%E8res%20forces,%20lui%20r%E9pond%20tr%E8s%20fai blement%20:%20%20-%20J%E9sus%20est%20mort...%20entre%202%20voleurs.. .%20Je%20veux%20faire%20pareil..%20%20%20%3E%20%3E %20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%2 0%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E% 20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20 %3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20%20%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%2 0%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20% 3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20 %3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3 E%20%3E%20%3E)
ait pu penser à eux sur son lit de mort... (http://ma-planete.com/account/submit/blaguesadd-site/Le%20pape,%20sentant%20sa%20derni%C3%A8re%20heure% 20arriv%C3%A9e,%20envoie%20une%20invitation%20%C3% A0%20Hollande%20et%20%C3%A0%20Sarkozy.%20Il%20leur %20demande%20%C3%A0%20chacun%20de%20venir%20vite%2 0le%20voir....%20%20%20%20%20D%C3%A8s%20leur%20arr iv%C3%A9e,%20on%20les%20conduit%20dans%20la%20cham bre%20o%C3%B9%20repose%20le%20Pape%20et%20on%20les %20fait%20asseoir%20de%20chaque%20c%C3%B4t%C3%A9%2 0du%20lit.%20%20Le%20Pape%20leur%20lance%20un%20re gard%20intense,%20sourit,%20puis%20regarde%20au%20 plafond.%20%20Pendant%20un%20certain%20temps,%20ni %20Hollande,%20ni%20Sarkozy%20ne%20disent%20un%20m ot.%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3 E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20I ls%20semblent%20touch%C3%A9s%20que%20le%20Pape%20a it%20pu%20penser%20%C3%A0%20eux%20sur%20son%20lit% 20de%20mort...tout%20en%20%C3%A9tant%20tr%C3%A8s%2 0intrigu%C3%A9s..%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20 %3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3 E%20%3E%20%20%20%20Finalement,%20Sarkozy%20,%20n'e n%20pouvant%20plus,%20demande%20au%20Pape%20:%20%3 E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E% 20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20Votre%20S aintet%C3%A9%20!%20Pourquoi%20sommes-nous%20l%C3%A0%20?%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%2 0%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20% 3E%20%3E%20%20Le%20Pape,%20rassemblant%20ses%20der ni%E8res%20forces,%20lui%20r%E9pond%20tr%E8s%20fai blement%20:%20%20-%20J%E9sus%20est%20mort...%20entre%202%20voleurs.. .%20Je%20veux%20faire%20pareil..%20%20%20%3E%20%3E %20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%2 0%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E% 20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20 %3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20%20%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%2 0%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20% 3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20 %3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3 E%20%3E%20%3E)
tout en étant très intrigués.. (http://ma-planete.com/account/submit/blaguesadd-site/Le%20pape,%20sentant%20sa%20derni%C3%A8re%20heure% 20arriv%C3%A9e,%20envoie%20une%20invitation%20%C3% A0%20Hollande%20et%20%C3%A0%20Sarkozy.%20Il%20leur %20demande%20%C3%A0%20chacun%20de%20venir%20vite%2 0le%20voir....%20%20%20%20%20D%C3%A8s%20leur%20arr iv%C3%A9e,%20on%20les%20conduit%20dans%20la%20cham bre%20o%C3%B9%20repose%20le%20Pape%20et%20on%20les %20fait%20asseoir%20de%20chaque%20c%C3%B4t%C3%A9%2 0du%20lit.%20%20Le%20Pape%20leur%20lance%20un%20re gard%20intense,%20sourit,%20puis%20regarde%20au%20 plafond.%20%20Pendant%20un%20certain%20temps,%20ni %20Hollande,%20ni%20Sarkozy%20ne%20disent%20un%20m ot.%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3 E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20I ls%20semblent%20touch%C3%A9s%20que%20le%20Pape%20a it%20pu%20penser%20%C3%A0%20eux%20sur%20son%20lit% 20de%20mort...tout%20en%20%C3%A9tant%20tr%C3%A8s%2 0intrigu%C3%A9s..%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20 %3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3 E%20%3E%20%20%20%20Finalement,%20Sarkozy%20,%20n'e n%20pouvant%20plus,%20demande%20au%20Pape%20:%20%3 E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E% 20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20Votre%20S aintet%C3%A9%20!%20Pourquoi%20sommes-nous%20l%C3%A0%20?%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%2 0%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20% 3E%20%3E%20%20Le%20Pape,%20rassemblant%20ses%20der ni%E8res%20forces,%20lui%20r%E9pond%20tr%E8s%20fai blement%20:%20%20-%20J%E9sus%20est%20mort...%20entre%202%20voleurs.. .%20Je%20veux%20faire%20pareil..%20%20%20%3E%20%3E %20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%2 0%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E% 20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20 %3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20%20%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%2 0%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20% 3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20 %3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3 E%20%3E%20%3E)
Finalement, Sarkozy , n'en pouvant plus, (http://ma-planete.com/account/submit/blaguesadd-site/Le%20pape,%20sentant%20sa%20derni%C3%A8re%20heure% 20arriv%C3%A9e,%20envoie%20une%20invitation%20%C3% A0%20Hollande%20et%20%C3%A0%20Sarkozy.%20Il%20leur %20demande%20%C3%A0%20chacun%20de%20venir%20vite%2 0le%20voir....%20%20%20%20%20D%C3%A8s%20leur%20arr iv%C3%A9e,%20on%20les%20conduit%20dans%20la%20cham bre%20o%C3%B9%20repose%20le%20Pape%20et%20on%20les %20fait%20asseoir%20de%20chaque%20c%C3%B4t%C3%A9%2 0du%20lit.%20%20Le%20Pape%20leur%20lance%20un%20re gard%20intense,%20sourit,%20puis%20regarde%20au%20 plafond.%20%20Pendant%20un%20certain%20temps,%20ni %20Hollande,%20ni%20Sarkozy%20ne%20disent%20un%20m ot.%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3 E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20I ls%20semblent%20touch%C3%A9s%20que%20le%20Pape%20a it%20pu%20penser%20%C3%A0%20eux%20sur%20son%20lit% 20de%20mort...tout%20en%20%C3%A9tant%20tr%C3%A8s%2 0intrigu%C3%A9s..%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20 %3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3 E%20%3E%20%20%20%20Finalement,%20Sarkozy%20,%20n'e n%20pouvant%20plus,%20demande%20au%20Pape%20:%20%3 E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E% 20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20Votre%20S aintet%C3%A9%20!%20Pourquoi%20sommes-nous%20l%C3%A0%20?%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%2 0%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20% 3E%20%3E%20%20Le%20Pape,%20rassemblant%20ses%20der ni%E8res%20forces,%20lui%20r%E9pond%20tr%E8s%20fai blement%20:%20%20-%20J%E9sus%20est%20mort...%20entre%202%20voleurs.. .%20Je%20veux%20faire%20pareil..%20%20%20%3E%20%3E %20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%2 0%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E% 20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20 %3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20%20%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%2 0%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20% 3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20 %3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3 E%20%3E%20%3E)
demande au Pape : (http://ma-planete.com/account/submit/blaguesadd-site/Le%20pape,%20sentant%20sa%20derni%C3%A8re%20heure% 20arriv%C3%A9e,%20envoie%20une%20invitation%20%C3% A0%20Hollande%20et%20%C3%A0%20Sarkozy.%20Il%20leur %20demande%20%C3%A0%20chacun%20de%20venir%20vite%2 0le%20voir....%20%20%20%20%20D%C3%A8s%20leur%20arr iv%C3%A9e,%20on%20les%20conduit%20dans%20la%20cham bre%20o%C3%B9%20repose%20le%20Pape%20et%20on%20les %20fait%20asseoir%20de%20chaque%20c%C3%B4t%C3%A9%2 0du%20lit.%20%20Le%20Pape%20leur%20lance%20un%20re gard%20intense,%20sourit,%20puis%20regarde%20au%20 plafond.%20%20Pendant%20un%20certain%20temps,%20ni %20Hollande,%20ni%20Sarkozy%20ne%20disent%20un%20m ot.%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3 E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20I ls%20semblent%20touch%C3%A9s%20que%20le%20Pape%20a it%20pu%20penser%20%C3%A0%20eux%20sur%20son%20lit% 20de%20mort...tout%20en%20%C3%A9tant%20tr%C3%A8s%2 0intrigu%C3%A9s..%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20 %3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3 E%20%3E%20%20%20%20Finalement,%20Sarkozy%20,%20n'e n%20pouvant%20plus,%20demande%20au%20Pape%20:%20%3 E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E% 20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20Votre%20S aintet%C3%A9%20!%20Pourquoi%20sommes-nous%20l%C3%A0%20?%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%2 0%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20% 3E%20%3E%20%20Le%20Pape,%20rassemblant%20ses%20der ni%E8res%20forces,%20lui%20r%E9pond%20tr%E8s%20fai blement%20:%20%20-%20J%E9sus%20est%20mort...%20entre%202%20voleurs.. .%20Je%20veux%20faire%20pareil..%20%20%20%3E%20%3E %20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%2 0%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E% 20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20 %3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20%20%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%2 0%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20% 3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20 %3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3 E%20%3E%20%3E)
Votre Sainteté ! Pourquoi sommes-nous là ? (http://ma-planete.com/account/submit/blaguesadd-site/Le%20pape,%20sentant%20sa%20derni%C3%A8re%20heure% 20arriv%C3%A9e,%20envoie%20une%20invitation%20%C3% A0%20Hollande%20et%20%C3%A0%20Sarkozy.%20Il%20leur %20demande%20%C3%A0%20chacun%20de%20venir%20vite%2 0le%20voir....%20%20%20%20%20D%C3%A8s%20leur%20arr iv%C3%A9e,%20on%20les%20conduit%20dans%20la%20cham bre%20o%C3%B9%20repose%20le%20Pape%20et%20on%20les %20fait%20asseoir%20de%20chaque%20c%C3%B4t%C3%A9%2 0du%20lit.%20%20Le%20Pape%20leur%20lance%20un%20re gard%20intense,%20sourit,%20puis%20regarde%20au%20 plafond.%20%20Pendant%20un%20certain%20temps,%20ni %20Hollande,%20ni%20Sarkozy%20ne%20disent%20un%20m ot.%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3 E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20I ls%20semblent%20touch%C3%A9s%20que%20le%20Pape%20a it%20pu%20penser%20%C3%A0%20eux%20sur%20son%20lit% 20de%20mort...tout%20en%20%C3%A9tant%20tr%C3%A8s%2 0intrigu%C3%A9s..%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20 %3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3 E%20%3E%20%20%20%20Finalement,%20Sarkozy%20,%20n'e n%20pouvant%20plus,%20demande%20au%20Pape%20:%20%3 E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E% 20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20Votre%20S aintet%C3%A9%20!%20Pourquoi%20sommes-nous%20l%C3%A0%20?%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%2 0%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20% 3E%20%3E%20%20Le%20Pape,%20rassemblant%20ses%20der ni%E8res%20forces,%20lui%20r%E9pond%20tr%E8s%20fai blement%20:%20%20-%20J%E9sus%20est%20mort...%20entre%202%20voleurs.. .%20Je%20veux%20faire%20pareil..%20%20%20%3E%20%3E %20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%2 0%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E% 20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20 %3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20%20%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%2 0%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20% 3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20 %3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3 E%20%3E%20%3E)
Le Pape, rassemblant ses dernières forces, (http://ma-planete.com/account/submit/blaguesadd-site/Le%20pape,%20sentant%20sa%20derni%C3%A8re%20heure% 20arriv%C3%A9e,%20envoie%20une%20invitation%20%C3% A0%20Hollande%20et%20%C3%A0%20Sarkozy.%20Il%20leur %20demande%20%C3%A0%20chacun%20de%20venir%20vite%2 0le%20voir....%20%20%20%20%20D%C3%A8s%20leur%20arr iv%C3%A9e,%20on%20les%20conduit%20dans%20la%20cham bre%20o%C3%B9%20repose%20le%20Pape%20et%20on%20les %20fait%20asseoir%20de%20chaque%20c%C3%B4t%C3%A9%2 0du%20lit.%20%20Le%20Pape%20leur%20lance%20un%20re gard%20intense,%20sourit,%20puis%20regarde%20au%20 plafond.%20%20Pendant%20un%20certain%20temps,%20ni %20Hollande,%20ni%20Sarkozy%20ne%20disent%20un%20m ot.%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3 E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20I ls%20semblent%20touch%C3%A9s%20que%20le%20Pape%20a it%20pu%20penser%20%C3%A0%20eux%20sur%20son%20lit% 20de%20mort...tout%20en%20%C3%A9tant%20tr%C3%A8s%2 0intrigu%C3%A9s..%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20 %3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3 E%20%3E%20%20%20%20Finalement,%20Sarkozy%20,%20n'e n%20pouvant%20plus,%20demande%20au%20Pape%20:%20%3 E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E% 20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20Votre%20S aintet%C3%A9%20!%20Pourquoi%20sommes-nous%20l%C3%A0%20?%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%2 0%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20% 3E%20%3E%20%20Le%20Pape,%20rassemblant%20ses%20der ni%E8res%20forces,%20lui%20r%E9pond%20tr%E8s%20fai blement%20:%20%20-%20J%E9sus%20est%20mort...%20entre%202%20voleurs.. .%20Je%20veux%20faire%20pareil..%20%20%20%3E%20%3E %20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%2 0%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E% 20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20 %3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20%20%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%2 0%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20% 3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20 %3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3 E%20%3E%20%3E)
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- Jésus est mort... (http://ma-planete.com/account/submit/blaguesadd-site/Le%20pape,%20sentant%20sa%20derni%C3%A8re%20heure% 20arriv%C3%A9e,%20envoie%20une%20invitation%20%C3% A0%20Hollande%20et%20%C3%A0%20Sarkozy.%20Il%20leur %20demande%20%C3%A0%20chacun%20de%20venir%20vite%2 0le%20voir....%20%20%20%20%20D%C3%A8s%20leur%20arr iv%C3%A9e,%20on%20les%20conduit%20dans%20la%20cham bre%20o%C3%B9%20repose%20le%20Pape%20et%20on%20les %20fait%20asseoir%20de%20chaque%20c%C3%B4t%C3%A9%2 0du%20lit.%20%20Le%20Pape%20leur%20lance%20un%20re gard%20intense,%20sourit,%20puis%20regarde%20au%20 plafond.%20%20Pendant%20un%20certain%20temps,%20ni %20Hollande,%20ni%20Sarkozy%20ne%20disent%20un%20m ot.%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3 E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20I ls%20semblent%20touch%C3%A9s%20que%20le%20Pape%20a it%20pu%20penser%20%C3%A0%20eux%20sur%20son%20lit% 20de%20mort...tout%20en%20%C3%A9tant%20tr%C3%A8s%2 0intrigu%C3%A9s..%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20 %3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3 E%20%3E%20%20%20%20Finalement,%20Sarkozy%20,%20n'e n%20pouvant%20plus,%20demande%20au%20Pape%20:%20%3 E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E% 20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20Votre%20S aintet%C3%A9%20!%20Pourquoi%20sommes-nous%20l%C3%A0%20?%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%2 0%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20% 3E%20%3E%20%20Le%20Pape,%20rassemblant%20ses%20der ni%E8res%20forces,%20lui%20r%E9pond%20tr%E8s%20fai blement%20:%20%20-%20J%E9sus%20est%20mort...%20entre%202%20voleurs.. .%20Je%20veux%20faire%20pareil..%20%20%20%3E%20%3E %20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%2 0%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E% 20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20 %3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20%20%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%2 0%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20% 3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20 %3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3 E%20%3E%20%3E)
entre 2 voleurs... (http://ma-planete.com/account/submit/blaguesadd-site/Le%20pape,%20sentant%20sa%20derni%C3%A8re%20heure% 20arriv%C3%A9e,%20envoie%20une%20invitation%20%C3% A0%20Hollande%20et%20%C3%A0%20Sarkozy.%20Il%20leur %20demande%20%C3%A0%20chacun%20de%20venir%20vite%2 0le%20voir....%20%20%20%20%20D%C3%A8s%20leur%20arr iv%C3%A9e,%20on%20les%20conduit%20dans%20la%20cham bre%20o%C3%B9%20repose%20le%20Pape%20et%20on%20les %20fait%20asseoir%20de%20chaque%20c%C3%B4t%C3%A9%2 0du%20lit.%20%20Le%20Pape%20leur%20lance%20un%20re gard%20intense,%20sourit,%20puis%20regarde%20au%20 plafond.%20%20Pendant%20un%20certain%20temps,%20ni %20Hollande,%20ni%20Sarkozy%20ne%20disent%20un%20m ot.%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3 E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20I ls%20semblent%20touch%C3%A9s%20que%20le%20Pape%20a it%20pu%20penser%20%C3%A0%20eux%20sur%20son%20lit% 20de%20mort...tout%20en%20%C3%A9tant%20tr%C3%A8s%2 0intrigu%C3%A9s..%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20 %3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3 E%20%3E%20%20%20%20Finalement,%20Sarkozy%20,%20n'e n%20pouvant%20plus,%20demande%20au%20Pape%20:%20%3 E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E% 20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20Votre%20S aintet%C3%A9%20!%20Pourquoi%20sommes-nous%20l%C3%A0%20?%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%2 0%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20% 3E%20%3E%20%20Le%20Pape,%20rassemblant%20ses%20der ni%E8res%20forces,%20lui%20r%E9pond%20tr%E8s%20fai blement%20:%20%20-%20J%E9sus%20est%20mort...%20entre%202%20voleurs.. .%20Je%20veux%20faire%20pareil..%20%20%20%3E%20%3E %20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%2 0%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E% 20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20 %3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20%20%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%2 0%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20% 3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20 %3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3E%20%3 E%20%3E%20%3E)
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